Penisnose

An rare trait that few are cursed with. It occurs when gypsies and unicorns mate and the outcome is a semi-normal looking child except for the fact that their nose looks like a penis. Oh, and they have GIANT foreheads.

Maddie has the biggest penisnose you eva seen!

by hungryhungrytiger;) August 31, 2011

Penischeese

Penischeese is a very high quality form of cheese. It is make out of male cum, which is then boiled down until it curdles. The curds will begin getting hard, as you steam them, be sure to not let them to hard or else they will burst. When the penischeese is hard enough, but not too hard, strain them, pick them up and then beat them until needed. Have fun! But not too much...

“What new kink are we gonna try today?” - mistress

“Well... I was thinking penischeese...” - man hoe
“What’s that?” - mistress
“Cheese made from cum...” - man hoe
...
“...i want a divorce...” - mistress

“WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED JDMFMSKD?!?!” man hoe

by Piece Of Shitt January 16, 2021

Cock Periscope

When you stick your penis out of the sunroof of a moving car.

Sometimes when I get bored my friends and I drive around and cock periscope everyone.

by jhix July 25, 2016

Mistress Periscope

A state of desire and need for the addiction of the social media app called Periscope. Created by therealbookbabe , the term mistressperiscope eludes to the need and secrecy to continue interacting with the app even though it's destroying your life

MISTRESS PERISCOPE will steal your soul if you pay more attention to her than your partner or life responsibilities

by La Reigna👑 November 12, 2019

periscope

signing on AIM, checking if your stalking target(s) is there, and signing off if she's not, giving the appearance of a periscope breaking the surface and submerging again

It's damn creepy how Ben periscopes for Martina every night after their breakup.

by BMDubbs January 11, 2008

peniswhore

a personal concubine provided in lieu of payment and conscripted to provide carnal services for a predetermined period of time.

If you don't fuck up, you'll get a peniswhore at the end of the job (i.e. gangland)

by JHandy February 27, 2011

penicorn

A Penicorn is a magnifficant creature with a penis as a horn. They are the very pets of the ancient gods! Some say that they are waiting for a soul as pure as a mountain river, to show their almighty presence to.
It is also said that even the slightest glance of such a creature blesses the beholder with eternal beauty.
Scientists from all over the world are trying to gather crucial evidence of it's existance to make an Eternal-Beauty-Potion and make millions. Naturally, ebaum is trying to find one to watermark it and put it on his site.

Omg! The animal that put out the city fire was a Penicorn!
- Duh!

by -Rabies- September 1, 2008