Mike Pence

That long painful moment when you're taking a huge shit, but no feces comes out. It's almost like diarrhea, except your stomach is literally tearing apart within the insides. This phenomenon lasts about 2-4 hours, depending on the severity of the condition. Common side effects include nausea, homophobia, misogyny, fascism, and conservatism.

*Exists bathroom*
Me: Dude...I just totally suffered in there.
Friend: What happened bro?
Me: I had a long Mike Pence
Friend: Aw dude, I know how you feel. Mike Pences are so painful and horrible.

by nairobibitch July 19, 2016

Penced

The act of being stabbed in the back with ultimate betrayal of highest order.

Synonymous to the act of double crossing, disloyal, or breaking promise.

Example of getting penced:

I got penced by my girlfriend when I found out she was having an affair.

by UA2 January 7, 2021

Edge pence

it basicly means 50p because it is a coin that is quite edged.

yo blud, set me edge pence innit?

by krazy kenny November 8, 2005

Mike Pence presidential campaign

When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.

“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Zi Magic Pencil

Zi Magic Pencil is zi best pencil that likes to go crazy. This pencil is the craziest pencil you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. Zi Magic Pencil is loved because it writes for you and does all your homework. Zi Magic Pencil's code name is KA.

"I really want Zi Magic Pencil!" - SunnyD123

by Za Master December 19, 2019

Mike Pence

1. The current vice president of the United States

2. An excellent fire bender who has mastered the art of lightning bending and uses his powers to "fix" homosexuals

Hey, Mike pence could you shock the gay out of me?

by Just a Pastafarian March 6, 2017

pencil neck geek

1. A grit-eatin' freak

2. A scum suckin' pea-head with a lousy physique

3. A one man, no good, losing streak.

When I was a child, Fred Blassie's song "Pencil Neck Geek" scared the holy shit out of me, probably because I am one.

by bingobastard August 27, 2009