podunkistan

Podunkistan is a legendary fabled land located somewhere near BumfuckedEgypt, Fuckchadistan and Fuckkyleistan. A quiet farm community several hundred miles from any proper culture or progress. Dominated by MAGAs and church goers. Most people born in Podunkistan aspire to leave and never admit they were born there.

We have come so far away from Seattle that we're now broken down in Podunkistan and there's zero cell service.

by Russianbrisketman August 27, 2021

Podunked

To procure something in a stealthy like manner. synonymous with "ninja-ing"

Person 1 "Dude I am so thirsty"
Person 2 "You can have some of my drink"
Person 1 "I already podunked it dude"
Person 2 "ass"

by JrotcCmdr January 14, 2009

podunk

The name of an Algonquin tribe that lived on the east side of the Connecticut River. Now it just means remote small town shit hole, in reference to small town shit holes in eastern Connecticut today.

Sprague? Why would I go to that podunk shit hole!

by reversehandle June 4, 2016

Podunk

A piece of shit, cheap or decrepit tool, car, or house. Anything not up to a higher standard. Could be a person who performs a terrible job/service. Anything of low class standards can be referred to as podunk rather a person or a thing.

This podunk lawn mower uses a screw driver in place of a key.

These podunk workers should be building a barn instead of a house.

Your podunk car doesn't ever start, stalls at traffic lights, and has no air conditioning.

by KevinB2003 July 19, 2012

podunkadunk

A lady with a nice ass, or a big ass. Preferably a nice big ass.

Holy crap her ass is podunkadunk, i'd hit it.

by Doug B. February 27, 2005

perdunkadunk

When you're fucking a bitch all night-long, and your dick goes limp. You then turn her upside down and just dunk it in and out.

"When I was fucking Stephanie, by the time the third nut rolled around, my dick just wouldn't go back up. So I threw her off the bed, and slam-dunked it in. I gave her a perdunkadunk."

by Matthew T. July 20, 2008

perdunkle

Very large swinging pannus. Large apron on a fat person that hangs over the genitals.

How can you have sex with her when her perdunkle hangs so far over her pussy?

by zootie January 15, 2008