1. some teacher (usually in gym class) that hits on girls in his class and is a tool to the guys; ped being short for pedaphile, as the teacher obviosuly cannot get wtih people his age so he prays on young girls in gym clothes. most schools have one
2. a guy that macs on girls wayyy younger than him before the age of 21
2. a guy that macs on girls wayyy younger than him before the age of 21
"yo that new gym teacher is such a ped, he gave like half the bids nicknames"
"did u see that ped checking out the girls in the other gym class"
"yo did u hear that senior matt went out with that frosh bid? yo wat a ped"
"yo that counselor whose a junior was maccing on those 4th grade bids before wat a ped"
"did u see that ped checking out the girls in the other gym class"
"yo did u hear that senior matt went out with that frosh bid? yo wat a ped"
"yo that counselor whose a junior was maccing on those 4th grade bids before wat a ped"
by the big lemon July 06, 2009
The most awesome form of transportation ever, an early 90's wide scooter, with a throttle and a weedwhacker motor
"Let me take the go-ped out for a spin, at 10:30pm, and piss off all the neighbors"
"I Was goin like 20mph on the go-ped! i made a 10 minute lap!!!"
"I Was goin like 20mph on the go-ped! i made a 10 minute lap!!!"
by Tarkin September 25, 2003
A cockblocking guy who is a grade older notice the ped standing for pedofile Jared. See our definition of Jared.
15 yr-old Boyfriend: Hey you wanna hang out later.
15 yr-old Girlfriend: Ya maybe
Ped-Jared: We can go in my car.
15 yr-old Boyfriend: Way to be a Ped-Jared Fag. Hang out with girls your own age.
15 yr-old Girlfriend: Ya maybe
Ped-Jared: We can go in my car.
15 yr-old Boyfriend: Way to be a Ped-Jared Fag. Hang out with girls your own age.
by hometree January 20, 2011
A gang or group of people that ride motorized 50cc or under Moped/Scooters. Typically hated on by every other person on the road that aren't on mopeds.
The "Ped Gang'' and I are going for a rip tonight.
Yo dude, do you know if the "Ped Gang" is in town?
Hey, did you know the "Ped Gang" was doing burnouts in the parking and got pulled up on by the Popo?
Yo dude, do you know if the "Ped Gang" is in town?
Hey, did you know the "Ped Gang" was doing burnouts in the parking and got pulled up on by the Popo?
by MrPoopyDoopy May 10, 2019
Simply means Pedestrian crossing. When you cross streets, -- before you stop, look and listen -- you will find Ped Xing street sign.
Ped Xing is not one of the names of Chinese historical figures, it simply means a shortened pedestrian crossing sign.
by Lyndon Llido May 16, 2005
An accident involving a moving vehicle and a person on foot. From "auto-pedestrian"; used mainly by police, reporters and hospital personnel.
I had to go to this really gruesome auto-ped down on 14th Street today and then my editor said it wasn't worth writing up.
by T.E. Bell September 01, 2005
You're a Necro-ped when: The pedophile in you wants to fuck that baby, but the necrophiliac in you says, "Wait 'til it's dead."
by Anonymous September 25, 2003