puddlehan

A common nickname for the dbz character future gohan because of how he died

Man puddlehan is cool af

by Djfang March 14, 2023

lust puddle

noun.
1) a condition of being weak in the knees and drooly when met by an object of lust.
2) resultant wetness left in one's underwear from being in such lust
3) the juices left in one's bed after a prolonged sex session.

Oh God, I just melted into a lust puddle.

by augratin April 15, 2007

Cunt puddle

A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.

OMG i fucked her so hard she squirted everywhere and left a massive cunt puddle!

by kxlee1234 September 10, 2020

puddle of death

a puddle of ice and slush that appears to be shallow but actually may be as deep as 5 feet. this occurs around street corners in NYC during horrid weather.

My feet are soaked because I had to walk through that puddle of death to cross the street

by bday maidel February 13, 2014

Paddle Hand

An individual's preferred and dominant hand used for male or female masturbation.

My left hand is my paddle hand.

Hey braaaahhh. How's your mom's paddle hand.

Carl can't beat off for a while cause he broke his paddle hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

dirtbag paddler

(noun) Paddler, of any level, who loves the River and the river lifestyle.

Goes rafting, kayaking, canoeing, SUP, whatever! Swims like a fish, and loves rain as much as sun. May be broke in the pocket, but rich and giving in the soul. Speaks the universal language, that of the River, in any of the tongues of the Dirtbag Paddler World - which is all of them. Survives on whatever it takes to get that next WALLACE fix. Would throw a rope to anyone! If your car smells like your gear, or better yet if you HAVE no car, you're a dirtbag.

One Love, One River! -Dirtbag Paddler
In my opinion, being a dirtbag paddler is a much nobler pursuit than merely trading my hours for a handful of dimes.

by FartyTheShark January 31, 2016

stringy paddle

n. A Violin.

As used in the Strangers With Candy episode when Jerri Blank (played by Amy Sedaris) becomes a violin prodigy.

Jerri (Amy Sedaris) discovers she has a previously unknown talent in this episode of the off-color Comedy Central series. Kicked out of the Flatpoint High orchestra by Mr. Jellineck (Paul Dinello) for pounding on the timpani and refusing to follow directions, a distressed Jerri remains behind after class and begins experimenting with the various instruments. Eavesdropping on the horrible sounds coming from the orchestra room, Mr. Noblot (Stephen Colbert) is stunned when Jerri picks up the violin and starts playing beautifully. Soon taking her under his wing and forcing her to practice tirelessly, Mr. Noblot isolates Jerri from her friends and peers in order to vicariously experience the success that eluded him as a child. Distressed by the scratches on Jerri's hands from attempting to groom the family cat, Mr. Noblot brings Jerri to live with him so that she may focus entirely on her practicing. With Mr. Noblot's newfound obsession driving a wedge between him and Mr. Jellineck, and the disapproval of Jerri's father adding to the negative impact that practicing has had on her social life, Jerri decides to give up the "stringy paddle" (her name for the violin) the very night of the Tri-County Music Championship. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

by smudgetool September 17, 2008