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An individual's preferred and dominant hand used for male or female masturbation.
My left hand is my paddle hand.

Hey braaaahhh. How's your mom's paddle hand.

Carl can't beat off for a while cause he broke his paddle hand.
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by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
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Paddlehands is an urban legend. He once was a man. But, something snapped in him. Changed him. Warped his hands and his mind. Gave him a hankering for catspankings. Tranny chasing. Tomfoolery of all nefarious sorts.
Ed had the urge to spank his cat, from this day forth he shal be known across the land as PADDLEHANDS
by Turdburglar February 17, 2012
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