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Peatpost

When you 1) post something on social media that is silly, funny, non-sensical, or otherwise ridiculous and 2) get featured in a shitposting Facebook group called Carnivorous Plant Peatposting.
John: Hey did you see Jisun's post in Carnivorous Plants Community?
Joe: Yeah, I took screenshots and will peatpost him.
by B. Lew June 2, 2020
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peatus

(peet-es) 1. n. word used to describe a peanut shaped like a fetus
2. n. Word used to describe a fetus shaped like a peanut
3. v. The action of picking your nose with a peanut while fishing for fetuses in the pond in your backyard.
4. adj. A term used to describe something that is peatus like.
6. n. The second thursday of the fourth month of every year. Peatus day.
1. I saw the sonagram of Ashley's baby. What a peatus!
2. Martha grabbed a hand full of nuts, and was suprised to see a peatus.
3. One of Nathans favorite actions is peatusing.
4. Dude, kyles head is peatusy.
5. Man, that peatus was eating a peatus while peatusing. What a peatusy day!
6. HAPPY PEATUS DAY!
by scaberli April 9, 2008
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jeezy peats

a southern expression; meaning something like (jesus christ)

my mom says it. :P
jeezy peats that boy has a large afro.
by rickjames. June 22, 2010
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peatsuh

Yo man, let's order some critical bacon barb peats tonight.

Nah son, I'm peatsuh'd out.
by Guy48 February 12, 2010
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Peater

Do you know that guy over there?
Ofcourse, his "second" name is Peater.

Every woman in town "knows" him...
by stamatist February 28, 2010
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peatric

PEATRIC IS THE MOST WONDERFUL AND KIND PERSON EVER!! Her titties and ass are as big as the iceberg that sunk the titanic. If you ever meet a peatric keep her forever, she will be along your side for everything and take care of you no matter what.
T:have you ever met my best friend Peatric?
J:Ya I’ve heard so many good things about her being the nicest and sexiest person you’ll ever meet.

T:ikr!!
by Beatrice starbies January 7, 2021
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peatard

an offensive term to use on any person; a combination of the expression pea-brain, and the word retard.
the word peatard is both offensive and not offensive. When used to offend someone, it's a combination of the expression pea-brain and the word retard. however, a peabrain is not such an offensive term because a peatard can be simply an uptard disguised as a retard
by Sexydimma January 12, 2014
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