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Pearl Harbored 

When you take a shit and the toilet water splashes up and hits your but, or anus
I hate when I take a massive dump and I get pearl harbored.
Pearl Harbored by PilotJones February 23, 2014

pearl harbor 

after having sex with you partner doggy style, spit on her back, your partner, thinking you have ejaculated, turns around while you then shoot your wad on her face, thus giving her a lazy eye.
Sara was pissed at John when he gave her a pearl harbor

Pearl Harbor 

While having sex with your partner, withdraw seconds before ejaculating. Run to the nearest person(roomate, sibling, parent, child), and unload on said person, resulting in an unexpected bombing.
Jarrod was so bored while trying to please his woman that he decided to perform a Pearl Harbor on her 4 year old daughter.
Pearl Harbor by Moranzo Llamas August 29, 2003

Pearl Harbor 

When a female is giving a male head she quietly and unexpectedly licks her index finger and shoves it up the males rectum. ITs a horrible, unfortunate event that the male could have seen coming, had he took the whole picture into perspective.
Kevin screamed in anquish after Misty gave him a pearl harbor.
Pearl Harbor by joshgreenrules January 11, 2006

pearl harbor 

1. one of the worst disasters in US history.
2. one of the worst movies in history period.
pearl harbor by Adrian July 7, 2006

German's bombed Pearl Harbor 

Ummm ... is it just me, or did the JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbor?
Yeah, and the Germans just bombed Pearl Harbor. You're so full of shit.