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peeking turtle

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!
by The Watcher April 3, 2003
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Project Pekingese

An extremely ugly looking hood bitch, usually characterized by having a smashed in scrunched expression like she just whiffed the funky panties she has on. They typically are very short in stature although they can weigh upwards of several hundered pounds.
Man, did you see that Project Pekingese D'aunte brought to the set last night?
by xzybit December 17, 2004
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Peeking Chicken

Pronounced like the chinese dish Peking duck, the Peeking Chicken occurs when the male genitalia, or penis, flops out of one's pants, i.e., through the fly or other such aperture. Such occurences can result in either embarassing or comedic effects.
Male 1: Um... Excuse me, sir, but... It has come to my attention that your manhood is clearly and obtrusively visible, as it is protruding from your trousers.

Male 2: Oh dear! (hastily tucks weiner back into pants) The scourge of Peeking Chicken has struck once more...
by senator phogbound January 7, 2012
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gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."
"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."
by KWB March 14, 2005
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Josh pecking

When you dont invite your best friend to your wedding
Weve been best friends for years but you started josh pecking me WELL FUCK YOU MINNIE YOU STUPID JAP CUNT
by D1ckypr0state June 30, 2017
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Bull-peking

An adjective used to describe something that is unusually woke or cool.
Me and my homeboy Krupel looked like bull-peking gods when we showed up freshly wiped and shaved.

My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.

That stew was bull-peking guys.

My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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Turd Peeking

In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.

The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.
guy 1 tries to open the door

guy 2 im in here!

guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.

guy 2 hey stop turd peeking

AWKWARD!!
by UrbanDictionatian May 3, 2009
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