Paven

The girl version of this spectacular name is indian, meaning it is not very popular in the states but is one of the most unique, magnificent names you will come across. She is sometimes quiet and anti-social but if she is one of your close friends she is known as a party animal, a humorous girl and a comforting best friend. If you happen to meet one of these amazing girls treasure them, they are so important! Usually Emma and Paven are a great match for best friends as they teach each other to come out of their shell.

Girl: Paven? Who is that?
Girl 2: No idea
Paven's bestfriend: The best person ever! Wait until you meet her she's amazing

by eds1525 October 28, 2019

Pavement Blob

A person who blocks the pavement (or sidewalk) either by being incredibly fat, carrying bags or wearing an insanely massive coat while walking slowly and being totally oblivious to people behind them trying to get passed.

person at home: Dude where were you all this time? you said you'd be here an hour ago.

Person at the door: Don't even get me started! I was all on time until I got blocked by this pavement blob in front of me who had her headphones on and it sure wasn't an exercise tape she was listening to!!!

person at home: Yeah I totally hate pavement blobs

Person at the door: Me too, so quit being a door blob and let me in!!

by Ad.Co January 26, 2010

Pavement Womble

Pavement Womble. Although a rare breed of people, they are extremely common on pavements. Even outside of peak times these people stride the pavements relentlessly, picking times to head out when they see passers by approaching. The main thing about the breed of human called the pavement womble is they not only have a forward motion, the also womble from side to side. This slows them down but also blocks none wombes from passing by, in effect they take up twice the space of normal humans. They are a danger, especially to children, a womble in can easily squash a small child without even realizing. Trying to pass them isnt easy, sometimes people are forced to step around them but they are run over by passing cars, as they do not anticipate the side wards movement. Pavements that are regularly used by wombles can subside, so there are calls for womble lanes with reinforced concrete to be created. At the moment mps defending wombles rights are asking for bus lanes to be converted to womble lanes. Pavement wombles should be given at least a 2 meter circle of avoidance as you never know the direction they may womble. Often wombles are overweight, this is considered a contributing factor to the amount they may sway. Its especially dangerous to consider passing a pavement womble in the wind, children and elderly should avoid them at all costs. The anti womble society advise crossing the road to avoid them. They are calling for a ban on pavement wombles during the school runs.

My way was blocked by a pavement womble

by bootcutter67 February 24, 2023

pavel

noun. word to describe a male with high sexual overtones, high intelligence, and low tolerance for idiots.

Oh dear, he's pulled a pavel.

by Patient Kitten November 6, 2006

Paveled

To become so dismantled that you remove your clothes and engage in a Homoerotic photo shoot.

Person 1: Wow, what the hell happened to you last night, you look terrible?

Person 2: I was Paveled.....

by Little Newts September 30, 2011

Pavel Phoom

A sexy beast that’s mind is 50% of the time is clouded by the thoughts of Dome or sexual objects 😏 he’s a very handsome man that can make anyone fall for him with just a batter of an eyelid. He’s my husband.

Pavel phoom is so freaking handsome!

by PAVELENTHUSIAST October 24, 2019

Pavelskiing

The act of pulling down your pants and attempting to suck your own penis in the middle of a sporting event, theatrical performance, or any other event where you are somewhat the focus of attention. In the act of Pavelskiing, the Pavelskier will attempt to Pavelski in a non-discrete location, however all audience members will notice the person attempting to suck their own penis because they are in the middle of an event where many people are focused in on them. The act of Pavelskiing is named after Joe Pavelski, a San Jose Sharks player, who was the first person to attempt such an act.

Person 1- "Hey did you just see that goal?!?"
Person 2- "No I did not see that goal, nor did anyone else, because I was too busy watching the goalie Pavelskiing. He was trying so hard but just couldn't get his own penis into his mouth."

by tallglassofwater December 24, 2014