This isnt where i parked my car

A phrase commonly used to get out of an awkward situation.

Cooper walks in on drakes mom, cooper says this isnt where i parked my car.

by THUMP3R May 27, 2010

parked in the red zone

When a girl won't have sex at all while on her period.

Jimmy: Did you get action last night?
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.

by ltlredvxn June 1, 2005

parked car

(Noun) a person (usually a boy) who does not take any actions in a relationship.

Girl 1: I dated him for 6 months and we didn't even kiss!
Girl 2: Wow! He's such a parked car!

by Trisaratops37 April 21, 2015

Parked in his spot

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...

Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."

by Cpt. Satanas May 5, 2010

rosa parked

when you hook up with someone in the back of the bus or the back back of an suv/truck

Kim just rosa parked that guy in your truck!

by honey_badger July 15, 2011

two badly parked volkswagons

A large derier that is wobbly all over the place.

You backside looks like two badly parked volkswagons

by gavrad76 December 30, 2013

parbed wire

A replacement for words such as off the hook, and off the chain. Used in a variety of ways to describe something extremely awesome or stupid. Both a negative and positive.

Dude, check out that chick, she's totally parbed wire!

Wow, man, the way you got rejected by that Wookie was totally parbed wire.

by Bullshoy November 25, 2011