Parched

1. Exceedingly eager to get something (especially play)

2. Extremely Desperate

(Girl running up to guy) "Hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could...um...watch a movie together."

(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"

(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"

by TrueDemagogue July 30, 2011

couch-parked

When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.

"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."

by Laydel12 November 25, 2011

Parked

1)When a vehicle (most commonly a car) is at a complete stop and has been set in the parked setting.

2)When someone gets fondled or molested; usually a male being molested by an older male. This term is most commonly used in schools or churches to describe what a queer acting gym teacher/priest would do to a young boy.

1)Sam-"Your cars gonna get stolen again."
Lacee-"No it wont, I parked out back. You negative Bitch!"


2)Zain-"Mr.Yunohu has been hugging Bob a lil too tizight
after gym class."
Fred-"Yeah. He's totally gonna get parked someday."

by hoompa October 16, 2005

parce

this is a colombian slang for nigga or friends..bro..etc. this is a only slang by YOUNG COLOMBIANS!!

"quivo parce como a estado...todo bien??"

by Daisy Franco April 22, 2005

Parked

The act of being so tired that you cannot move. Being "parked" in place.

Bro I'm so parked after that chop. I'm too parked to get up. I'm hella parking right now.

by hellaparked April 24, 2014

Parked in

When family comes over to your house to visit and their car blocks your access to move your vehicle to get away.

Grandpa, can you move your car...you have me parked in!

by Masterofnone76 February 22, 2017

Parched Mosquito

When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled

I feel like a parched mosquito.

by Amir Guadalupe December 2, 2017