(Girl running up to guy) "Hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could...um...watch a movie together."
(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"
(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"
(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"
(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"
by TrueDemagogue July 30, 2011
Get the Parched mug.When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.
"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."
by Laydel12 November 25, 2011
Get the couch-parked mug.1)When a vehicle (most commonly a car) is at a complete stop and has been set in the parked setting.
2)When someone gets fondled or molested; usually a male being molested by an older male. This term is most commonly used in schools or churches to describe what a queer acting gym teacher/priest would do to a young boy.
2)When someone gets fondled or molested; usually a male being molested by an older male. This term is most commonly used in schools or churches to describe what a queer acting gym teacher/priest would do to a young boy.
1)Sam-"Your cars gonna get stolen again."
Lacee-"No it wont, I parked out back. You negative Bitch!"
2)Zain-"Mr.Yunohu has been hugging Bob a lil too tizight
after gym class."
Fred-"Yeah. He's totally gonna get parked someday."
Lacee-"No it wont, I parked out back. You negative Bitch!"
2)Zain-"Mr.Yunohu has been hugging Bob a lil too tizight
after gym class."
Fred-"Yeah. He's totally gonna get parked someday."
by hoompa October 16, 2005
Get the Parked mug.this is a colombian slang for nigga or friends..bro..etc. this is a only slang by YOUNG COLOMBIANS!!
by Daisy Franco April 22, 2005
Get the parce mug.by hellaparked April 24, 2014
Get the Parked mug.When family comes over to your house to visit and their car blocks your access to move your vehicle to get away.
by Masterofnone76 February 22, 2017
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