polly paramour

An old man's crazy mistress who is just waiting for him to die so she can get her hands on his money and blackacre

Anna Nicole was a total polly paramour

by Stephen Yeazel December 23, 2007

paramour

An illicit second lover.

For the purpose of entering into divorce proceedings this notice serves to make public the relationship between John S. and his correspondent and paramour Jane Doe. John S. is married to Mary S.

by wclay1 September 1, 2009

paramour

paramour is a achievement for completeing the romace chapter in Mass Effect, A great bioware game.

boy: wow i just got the achievement for completeing the romance subplot its called Paramour awsome!

by Spike L April 26, 2008

Paracunt

When a janky bitch is being a cunt and it is paramount that she shut up, before her man throw both they asses out the plane just so he can, dive down, grab her ankles, using his arms to snap her knees open, thus making him able to use the amount of cunt she is being and multiply the Ho into a parachute, using her massive wind snatch to ride them safely to the ground. (Paracunt)

Yo listen what I did with that THOT. We was on the plane, right? Bitch wouldn't shut up... Man I threw both our asses out the plane and rode that fucking Paracunt to the ground.

by Luci trix February 8, 2019

paradontax

Paradontax is a toothpaste used by only the pussiest of men. It is known to help alleviate symptoms of erectile dysfunction and anal fissures. If one is found to be a user of paradontax, they will forever be avoided by members of the opposite sex

That pussy uses paradontax

by Expooooooooooosed May 19, 2019

Paramounted

Creating an addition to pre-existing material (franchise, series) without any knowledge/while also desperately avoiding to learn more about it's key aspects that should be included from the beginning.

X: "Yo, have You seen the new Halo Series and what they did to Master Chief?"
Y: "No, I heard he's really Paramounted, he's nothing like the Chief we all know and love"
X: "He barely ever wears his helmet, he doesn't feel like Master Chief at all"

by Bucket1 May 20, 2022

Paramount+

Paramount+!? That's not "Babylon being on Amazon prime" Google! That's "Babylon being on Paramount+" you lying son of a bitch!

Amazon Prime "But you can rent it..."

Hym "I DON'T WANT TO RENT IT YOU BITCH! I WANT IT TO BE WHERE GOOGLE SAID IT WAS! WHERE IS IT!? IS IT HERE!?"

Amazon "You can buy our Paramount+ packa-"

Hym "NOT RHETORICAL! IS IT HERE!? NO!! IT'S ON PARAMOUNT+! YOU ARE NOT PARAMOUNT+ AMAZON!"

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023