Paramedic

The person/people that firemen call when they are in trouble.

If you want to be a hero, become a fireman. If you want to be someone who firemen call heroes, become a paramedic.

by emtrescue May 20, 2010

piecing the parakeet

to shove a well sized parakeet up your anal hole while eating reeses pieces. this is mostly used during raving time.

i was piecing the parakeet with John last night.

by Kacissa September 26, 2008

parakeet

a bird with an assortment of colors, usually ranging in green, yellow, and white

parakeets look dangerous, but just want to nuzzle their tiny head against your hand

pArayEeT, a pretty chill parakeet (parayeet)

wHoaaAaaAa look at that parakeet go! once it squawks, it can't stop!

by parayeet May 22, 2017

Parakeets door

Trapping the female genitalia in a door

Ouch I trust trapped my vagina in the door , now I’ve got a parakeets door

by Margaret bumbaclart April 21, 2019

Parakeets of the Caribbean

A group of people on psychedelic mushrooms attempting to hang a hammock, and failing miserably.

Jim! What are we the Parakeets of the Caribbean?

by zbastardman July 23, 2020

Paramesh

Bigger than Nishant.

Person 1: Have you seen Paramesh's dick?

Person 2: Yes! It's way bigger than Nishant's.

by Sunaaaaa May 5, 2023

oily parakeet

Much like oily pelican, but with step two being oral. First, a man has anal sex with a woman followed by her defecating on his penis. He then puts the penis in her mouth. Originated since parakeets can speak, and so can women.

I gave my girl's moped a good oily parakeet. The moped doesn't use all my mouthwash up.

by onethousandninehundredninety June 4, 2014