Pap

another word for crap or shit or poop but approximately 74% funnier

holy pap what in the pap is going on!?
you paphole why don't you go drink some pap!

by max May 6, 2003

Pap

Calling someone a 'pap', 'papsmear', 'papsmearian' or 'smear' is one of the worst possible insults. It describes them as the by-product of woman's annual 'papsmear'.

"I can't believe you'd do that! You're a 'papsmearian'!"
"Look at that pap across the street."
"Hey papsmear, pass the bong."
"Hey pap! Stop smearing it! Don't smear you 'papsmearian'."

by Diego July 30, 2003

pap

One of the few acceptable anywords still left in existence, it takes its root from a euphemism for passing wind, however it has since grown into popular usage as a less offensive, more playful version of crap.

"That is utter pap!"
"What a pappin' ho that Sheila is..."
"I'd like to teach him a thing or two about papping..."

by Council of the Bean June 1, 2006

pap

Slang word for shooting someone.

"I'll pap that mothafucka if he keeps talkin!"

Bone Thugs N Harmony - Crept and We Came

"Stalkin' gat fools, walkin' jack moves, ready to PAP you if we have to, daily."

by some polak September 17, 2004

PAPS

AKA the Post Anal Poop Slosh refers an instance where, after rectal coitus the non dominant party's rectum is gaped so bad their bowel movement sloshes out in a manner similar to a toned down avalanche where the snow is poop.

Roommate: Bro, where have you been all night?
Me: I just had anal with this girl.
Roommate: Good for you, I'm going to bed.
Me: Well just so you know she PAPSed really hard afterwards.
Roommate: Well thanks for the nightmares. I hope she made it to the bathroom just for your own sake.

by Othat(R)K(U)doodY May 5, 2014

pap

an exclamation of utter disgust

oh man this is is pap

by mc_beet August 1, 2006

paps

British term for paparazzi

"There were tons of paps at Leicester Square last night for that big premiere"

by Shermann April 15, 2007