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fly papered

When a girl you have fucked rolls over onto the wet spot of the bed and gets stuck to the sheets, preferably on her back.
She was so fly papered after I pushed her into my puddle of spooge last night.
by All The Daddy's Men October 10, 2010
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papered up

So that's how you papered up. I always wondered how you got a degree. You paid Moishe to write your thesis.
by RopeyTwo November 30, 2013
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PaperHeart

A nice little asian pimp who makes his girl laugh during intercourse. Used to be a pimp of a certain someone but now he just has alot of love to give. A proud member of the Yellow Daisy Flowers Inc. (www.YDFclan.com). Rumor has it that he gives great rim jobs.
Look at PaperHeart, He is such a Fatty.
by Chris/m00 July 26, 2003
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Paperweight

When a Male take a piss with his penis out but his balls behind the elastic bands of his pants.
John paperweight when he takes a piss
by WordFinder October 11, 2008
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Paperesque

Person 1: "I made a paper crane"
Person 2: " Woah, that's really paperesque"
by Godfrey Coolmun June 13, 2009
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Papered

"Getting Papered".

When a person who normally holds a measure of power and authority is overridden by a person of greater power and authority by being showed an official piece of documentation which validates the second person's superior authority.
*Guy in a suit walks up to a crime scene*

Police Inspector: "You can't come in here, this area is under police jurisdiction and is off limits".

Guy: *Pulls out an ID card* "Not any more it isn't, this scene is under FBI jurisdiction now"

Police officer:" Hey Carl did you see that? Inspector Ryan just got papered!"
by Nullkid November 8, 2011
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Paperweighting

When a bureaucracy reaches a level of red tape such that it runs in a full circle.

Usually involving a lot of "not my department" and ending, after much effort, back where one began in the process.

This occurs at such a level that not only does it benefit no-one, but it actually costs everyone in the chain.

The term derives from the subjective feeling of unnecessary, nonsensical paperwork actually crushing your chest like a weight, effecting breathing.
1. "Government made emergency funds available for a crisis,

but the b*tches are still paperweighting me; Ima bout t kills a b*atch"

2. Phone call-Line-form-line-phone call-"Charlene"-office in person-line-processing-ID required-lost-relodge-office-line-phone-form-online form-deletion for reapply form-months delay-enquiry form-phone-"Charlene-form..."
by DrJJRhc February 13, 2013
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