Broken PonyTail

It's a very popular hairstyle for negro or black woman. Basically a white chick or spanish will tie her hair together with a rubber band and it will be a pony tail. Now imagine if she's black. There won't be any hair and it ends on the top of her head like a little arrow. Thus we have a broken ponytail. If hair was there it would be a real ponytail. Alas it isn't.

Bitch! You a fucking ratty(disgusting) broken ponytail bitch. You can't even afford weave like me bitch!

by boozec September 13, 2010

astroglide ponytail

A string of astroglide left on the receiver's ass after anal intercourse.

I left that slut with an astroglide ponytail!

by Fearstyle March 10, 2008

Ponytailing

Used to describe a man in the depths of a mid-life crisis. This term has nothing to do with the subject's actual head hair. Rather, it deals with a man attempting to relive his younger years.

Rodney's been ponytailing pretty hard lately. He just bought a puppy and has been spotted jogging around the college.

by Douglas Pine August 29, 2005

ponytail day

When a man or woman can't be bothered or doesn't have the time to shower or do his or her hair that day.

I woke up late and decided that today was a ponytail day.

by bizarre1 October 13, 2017

ponytail stud

A same gender loving woman who presents as masculine, but also has long hair most often worn in a ponytail.

I wish that ponytail stud would just get a fade already!

by Maria Luvcox December 4, 2019

ponytail girl

The one and only Ariana Grande

Ponytail girl runs the music industry.

by herluve March 5, 2021

pineapple ponytail

An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.

Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.

Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.

Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.

by Eolerich May 19, 2018