Orgasium

A place to practice/perform the Art of Orgasming.

Step into my Orgasium and let me teach you the finer points of the Art of Orgasming.

by Stowman70 April 21, 2022

Orgasmese

When a woman is experiencing such an intense sexual orgasm that she instantaneously starts speaking in an entirely new found language that is now dubbed globally as the language of Orgasmese.

Last night I gave my girlfriend so many orgasms that she started saying “Oh God” repeatedly in Orgasmese.

by GingaSnapzz August 1, 2025

alphabetical orgasms

Refers to da act of getting off on various situations and circumstances, such as:
BOARgasm: research about/interaction wif wild/male pigs
BOERgasm: research about/interaction wif Dutch/Huguenot settlers in Asia

BOORgasm: partaking in "crude 'n' rude" behavior
BOREgasm: creating holes or being dull-natured
COORgasm: guzzling a Silver Bullet
COREgasm: surveying da remains of a thoroughly-eaten apple
DOORgasm: being invited inside a dwelling
FOREgasm: hitting a golf ball (can also refer to premature ejaculation while engaged in "getting in da mood" activities)
FOURgasm: involving yourself wif dual twos of something
GOREgasm: research about/interaction wif da infamous "An Inconvenient Truth" politician, or anything regarding da infamous "Old Blood 'n' Guts" 4-star general
HOARgasm: anything gray or grayish-white
LOREgasm: studying/recounting tales from yesteryear
MOORgasm: researching/trekking broad grassy meadows
MOREgasm: when receiving anything additional

NORgasm: when neither option is available or doable
OARgasm: when paddling a boat
ORgasm: when given a choice of two options
OREgasm: when you "hit pay-dirt"

Additional examples of alphabetical orgasms may occur when:
POORgasm: being unable to "keep up wif da Joneses"
POREgasm: getting goosebumps
POURgasm: seeing liquid dispensed
ROARgasm: performing a loudly-celebratory "I da MAN!" chest-pounding routine after "getting lucky" wif a female
SOARgasm: when you perfect using a hang-glider
SOREgasm: anything regarding grumpiness or painful skin/muscles
TORgasm: anything regarding a rocky outcrop or hill
TOREgasm: when gleefully ripping things apart
TOURgasm: when partaking of a guided group-stroll
WARgasm: anything combat-related (da arrogantly-bold old-school military leader mentioned above likely experienced lots of these)
WOREgasm: researching/experiencing garments of some kind
YOREgasm: taking a trip down Memory Lane
YOURgasm: paying attention to/sharing resources wif someone else

by QuacksO January 23, 2022

decapitated orgasms

when you and your girl are doing the 'do' but she's thinking about another guy while yall doing it / her moans aren't for you, hence "decapitated orgasms". or the song that Five Deez made.

Yo, me and my girl was doing it right? And I think she was pulling some decapitated orgasms.

by tensa.ii January 5, 2024

Belly Laughs and Orgasms

Some people are very passionate about various causes. My couples therapist strongly believes in the great life. One filled with deep unstoppable belly laughs and mindblowingly fantastic orgasms. But not at the same time. He said he doesn't want to be responsible for a giant explosion that might ensue.

My couples therapist believes in belly laughs and orgasms, but not at the same time.

by Herdrunner December 21, 2023

Belly Laughs and Orgasms

Pleasurable activities to focus on. Instead of divisive issues like Guns or Abortion I believe in Belly Laughs and Orgasms.

My couples therapist says he believes in Belly Laughs and Orgasms, but not at the same time.

by Herdrunner January 7, 2024