Onsala

Located in sweden its the best city that has ever existed, it was built in 1337 and is now a shitfest

I was in onsala!
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by /u/deadpoppin August 16, 2019

onaolapo

Means : several ways to accumulate wealth.
Folks names their kids Onaolapo after stepping into wealth or large fortune.
Simply put Onaolapo is the pillar and the beginning of a good life.
Onaolapo are go getter charismatic and innovative people.

Onaolapo I finally made it. Onaolamipo

by Kinglam007 January 3, 2021

planned obsolescence

A business strategy where a company plans the obsolescence of a product to encourage the purchase of a newer version of a product. This can be done in several ways, ranging from bad engineering to breaking updates. Apple most famously uses this strategy to slow down iPhones and iPads of 1-2 generations back to encourage people to buy a new more expensive iPhone.

Person 1: "My iPhone is slow! I can't believe it, I have an iPhone 6 which is only 1 generation behind!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, Apple slows down the iPhone a lot via updates to try and get you to buy a new one. That's called planned obsolescence."

by pokemoneuro August 22, 2017

OBSOLAGNIUM

the dwindling of the ol' "urge to merge" with old age; a decrease in one's sexual appetite in old age.

My great uncle Bucksnort did not display any signs of obsolagnium whatsoever. At age 96, he was putting the blocks to Aunt Mabel like a jackrabbit on steroids.

by weave September 21, 2003

ontological

The branch of metaphysics that deals with the idea and nature of being/existing. Furthermore, anyone who uses this word in a philosophy class is a fucktard. Period.

I think that the ontological reprecussions of that ethical theorem are simply proposterous. I am a huge ass.

by dart_smart_ass May 6, 2006

obsolete

"We want to sell you a new one."

That P4 is only 1.2 GHz? How do you get anything done on that obsolete pile?

by nevets February 10, 2005

onology

specifically used at the end of the technical term "Pass It Onology"

Which basically is defined as "the art of being comfortable in being ones true self and giving that confidence to others just by being yerself"

I graduated from the School of Feel The Love and Rock On with a degree in Pass It Onology. I am proud of this because I know it means I finally have the confidence enough to be myself and through seeing my confidence, others have the confidence to be themselves as well no matter what others think of them afterwards.

by Chrissy Squeak September 25, 2010