On Oneism

Mastering the art of truly being On One with out causing any problems or drama in ones life. An enlightend state very many attempt and few achive.

Dave “Dude the E.O.O. has been sippin of the same handle of jb for the last week”
Steve “He is truly a master of On Oneism”

by oneder April 30, 2005

Oneism

New belief system - Est: October 2008 - All religions referenced, also taking science into account as one - Tree of Life is the Creation - Historical proof listed at oneism.org - Love replaces worship - witnesses of The Tree of Life testimony as introduced by Wayne Herschel.

Oneism, A belief system based on 18 years research and new witnesses coming forward - october 2008

by Senenmut January 17, 2009

oneshot

Used often in First Person Shooters when someone acheives a one-hit-kill.

Guy1: Dude, I totally one shotted that guy
Guy2: Bro, that was me.
Guy1: Lol

Guy1: Did you see that oneshot I just got?
Guy2: No, I was worrying about saving my own ass.
Guy1: Lol

by I Am EpicFailGuy January 11, 2009

Oneisha

curious, upbeat, wacky, doesn't take anything from anybody, sweet, and so special that her name wasn't even in the urban dictionary. If her last name isn't Watson she isn't cool.

"Oneisha Watson is the best ever!"
"I know right!!"

by Morgan Fre0man October 3, 2013

oneshit

noun, a story with one chapter (oneshot), which was absolute bullshit.

person A: »Wow, that oneshot was really bad!«
person B: »I guess it’s an oneshit then.«

by avasabrina February 13, 2018

oneishi

A pretty intelligent girl that knows how to dance and be cute all the time

Dang is that oneishi

by Lashaye jonesL March 29, 2017

oneighty

oneighty :- Rock/Punk band fresh out of Manchester, UK. Combining past members from metal band norTilus with fresh up and coming stars from the north west.

Me - You heard of oneighty?

Someone else - No.

Me - Prick.

by Rockdude July 3, 2006