Early Onset Caucasia

Mental Illness found in white women aka“Karen“ worsens with age.

Symptoms include/not limited to Attacking others then playing victim when authority arrives. Knowing you're deadass wrong, STILL want a manager. Calls 911 on anyone doing anything, while black. Use police as threat to harm, not service to help, denys police brutality. Theft of music, machinery, property, wealth, ideas... literally ALL OF THE THINGS IN ALL OF THE PLACES.

Know causes include /not limited to, insatiable thirst for chocolate, Only have a tiny vanilla, raisins in potato salad, thinking Jesus was white, short strokes, lack of exercise or results, specifically doing squats.

Cures- Hennessey, Atlanta, swap paprika for Lawrys, vitD super veggies resembles eggplant in size &girth. That D taken orally, anally, vaginally & swallow juice or use as facial (can’t take too good of care of that skin!) Start by using only 1D at a time but the only snitch here, is you!

NOTE: Seeking medical advice is NOT recommended as it will trigger EOC fits due to the Doctors sudden disregard for your well-being.

FUN FACT- EOC is unique because those without it, suffer from it the most.

- Becky Snow

Knowing she was at risk of contracting EARLY ONSET CAUCASIA, Amber got divorced, moved to Atlanta, vaguely remembers drinking Hennessey, is making a conscious effort to regularly consume her veggies and is no longer at risk of contracting this horrific illness.

by Becky Snow April 28, 2021

adult onset downs (A.O.D.)

a gradual transition into the realms of trisomy 21 usually occuring after adolesence
symptoms include:
a gradual lowering of the i.q.
tounge lolling
compulsive masturbation

"Lily is getting dumber by the second, maybe she has adult onset downs (A.O.D.)"

by Andrew LeDOWNS October 20, 2008

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness

When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.

While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.

by peaceangel22 June 29, 2011

Onset

Onset is an open-world multiplayer sandbox without predefined goals. Create and host your very own experience in Onset using Lua scripting functions. Whether that is Roleplay, Cops, and Robbers or classic Freeroam. Or just enjoy the different game modes created by other players.

Hey let's go roleplay on Roleplay Studios... I heard they were the first community on Onset!

by andrewrps October 25, 2019

Sexual Onset Tourette's

When someone regularly has a sudden loud outburst of unexplained obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks accompanying an orgasm.

Jane: Oh, baby I'm going to cum!
Dick:Me too. FUCK, SHIT, DAMN, BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER, OH FUCK!
Later that day:
Betty: Jane, how was your night with Dick?
Jane: I'm never seeing him again, he has sexual onset Tourette's!

by Trixie Hicks October 16, 2008

late-day onset (LDO)

When a hangover comes roaring in later in the day instead of first thing in the morning. Or, the hangover itself.

"The morning was great, but the late-day onset (LDO) was brutal."

by what is dylar April 12, 2010

Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning

An extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun.

The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.

by Robjef622 May 8, 2017