Bakersfield Omelette

When a group of bikers jerk off into a pan and cook it.

We cooked up a breakfast of Bakersfield Omelettes for those skanks at Sturgis last year.

Bakersfield Omelette by mctacos666 June 28, 2010

Egg White Omelette 

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear after oral, anal, or vaginal intercourse and proceeds to fold her ear over the splooge. When preformed properly, it resembles a runny egg white omelette.

Stu: I'm close, can I cum inside you?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?

Egg White Omelette by ExtraRunny February 24, 2011

Warrington omelette 

Sexual act - masturbating into a female (or male, whichever floats your boat) and you ejaculate into her/his mouth and then the offender proceeds to spit the contents of your testicles onto her chest while performing a rubbing motion that can be seen practiced in karate kid.

Guy: I gave a chick a Warrington omelette last night. Guy 2: pure filth.

Warrington omelette by Warrington omelette March 3, 2015

Air omelette

An early morning fart that smells like eggs. Usually delivered with intentional force.

"you want breakfast in bed?" I aint getting up, so here's an air omelette, enjoy.

Air omelette by KenTam August 26, 2013

lazy omelette 

When a male ejaculates into an unsuspecting person's ear then folds the ear over. Usually done in the middle of the night when denied intercouse by their significant other multiple times.

My wife wasn't "in the mood" for about the 10th day in a row, so I gave her a lazy omelette.

lazy omelette by Lunchbox427 January 25, 2017

three egg omelette 

A three egg omelette is when you fill up a guys ass hole with cum

"I just gave my sexy boy a three egg omelette "

three egg omelette by Gingerbread Pussy 1 November 20, 2016

Scotch Omelette 

Where you get yourself a glass of scotch, and masturbate while drinking it. If you blow before you finish, you have to pop the wad into the glass and slam the rest of it back. The jizz sitting at the top of the glass forms what is to be known as the Scotch Omelette.

Dave: I ran out of time and had to have a scotch omelette last night
Tim: A-ha!

Scotch Omelette by Raging Erections March 23, 2009