chandler olson

Chandler Olson has a vary big dick and loves to show it off

He gets hard all the time and love to show pepole chandler Olson

by Eat it December 4, 2013

Sammie Olson

A beautiful, kind, considerate girl. She isn't perfect and has her flaws like everyone else. I'm not perfect, I want to be.. but that's not realistic or even possible. I love you because you make my day. You were my first ever friend at msum before we even came here.. I don't know what I'd do without you.. I'd lose a part of me.. you're like that good imp telling me to no you've got to eat or stop working out :P i love you and you need to know that .. i know i can be stubborn but you're amazing girl! Don't let anyone tell you any different! (:

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Sammie Olson rocks

by flickingpickles December 14, 2013

Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

by funkyfred July 13, 2017

Grant Olson

He’s a fag. He’s also indecisive as fuck but a sexy man beast mmmmmm I’d smash.

“I’d smash Grant Olson, but I feel like it take 20 minuets for him to dicide when”

by Chesewallrus June 8, 2018

alexis olson

Alexis olson is one fine ass girl, gets all the guys possibly even ladies, she’s mad thicc and yes with two c’s. Real slim. Emotional asf.

Maybe even a little depressed at sometimes. Gives zero fucks when It comes to anything. Passionate loving, always puts her friends needs before hers and just a good ass person to be around.

Damn that Alexis Olson over there is so fine I wish she was mine

by P-lover69 May 21, 2018

Shon Motherfucking Olson

That guy.

Q: Who played this music?

A: Shon Motherfucking Olson

Q:How did he make that pool shot? I didn't think that was possible.
A:He is Shon Motherfucking Olson, that's how.

by DannyNoonan89 February 24, 2019

Tyler olson

Scrawny and tall and terrible with the ladys. Drives a pos Cadillac. Wacks off sideways do to his crooked shoulder

Tyler olson is a weird guy

by Jsjebbdjjend. x April 30, 2019