oanok

Owning (or beating) someone so terribly bad that is causes them great pain and anal discomfort. Derived from the word " ownage " used in many games
Dude, I did you see me oanok that guy? I bet he wont shit right for a week!

Dude, did you see me oanok that guy? He wont be able to walk right for a week!

by Skaf February 22, 2008

ohnot

A phrase used to irritate the fuck out of people. Derived from peoples responses to exciting stories. Meaning "wow thats so cool", "no way!"or "awesome" in the most sarcastic manner you can think of.

-Usage
Only say "ohnot" after someone says a statement.
Make sure no expression is on your face.
And use any tone that fits (question,sarcasm,exciting,ect) sarcasm works the best.
Use it every possible time for the maximum effect.

Teacher: Okay class for this next assignment you'll need your calculator.
Student: ohnot
Teacher:Excuse me? What did you say?
Student: You fucking heard me!
Teacher: You just got detention after school.
Student:....ohnot
Teacher: If you don't stop saying that I'm going to call your parents.
Student: ohnot
Teacher: I cant take it anymore! *runs out of room screaming*
Student: ohnot!
Other student: That was so funny!
Student: ohnot

Person1: My cat just died, then my brother got kidnapped, not to mention i got all F's on my report card, and then to top it off when i was walking home in the rain, i slipped and broke my arm. I just need some company to help me feel better :(
Person2: ohnot

by TheCookieNinja May 28, 2009

ohnokichiwa

Lovable pandog forever

your my ohnokichiwa

by trentonp1 January 22, 2014

ohnosecond

a wsed to describe that miniscule, fraction-of-a-second that occurs in between hitting "send" and "okay".

I should have stopped at the ohnosecond before sending that hate letter to my boss.

by Republican Extremist June 23, 2008

Ohnoki

"Impressive... Now, what are you going to do about the other one?" ~ Uchiha Madara

Hym "Ohnoki."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

oanok

Owning (or beating) someone so terribly bad that is causes them great pain and anal discomfort. Derived from the word " ownage " used in many games

Dude, I did you see me oanok that guy? I bet he wont shit right for a week!

by Skaf February 21, 2008

OHSOK

Abbreviation for "One headshot, one kill". Mainly used in first person shooters. Similar to OSOK (one shot, one kill). Used when a single bullet to the head causes the demise of a character.

I prefer OHSOK over OSOK because it requires more skill.

by DonDeef May 1, 2016