Offer it up

To offer it up is to test fit something before permanently securing it in place.

A Mechanic was building a set of Exhaust Headers and he had to offer up to the Engine a couple of times to make it fit.
While cutting a Rafter for a Roof a Carpenter had to offer it up a few times to make it fit correctly.

by G666 August 9, 2018

Ofer

An anal disease that the spread through water, it can make sex very painful and uncomfortable.

"I cant have sex tonight, i have been ofer'ed in the pool"

by ThatSoundsTerrible March 8, 2020

Nick Offer-Mania

(noun) The cultural movement of euphoric excitement and appreciation involving the actor Nick Offerman, of Parks and Rec.

My Nick Offer-Mania flared up again after he was interviewed on Conan.

by gibroni November 4, 2014

Fry Offer

Offering a person an item or a favor without the actual intention of following through.

Me: "Hey, you can have a french fry if you want."
Her: "Thanks for the fry offer. Sure, I'll take some."
Me: "Oh... really? Err... okay... I guess..."

by Jordashian March 21, 2015

liam offer

The type of Liam who would offer.... Just kidding this guy is a hunk of sexiness that cannot be contained. He also gave a kick-ass speech that should've won him the election. He is "the big right" most of the time. He "touches" people all the time with a very thin shaft called a foil. An all around attractive male.

Dude, Liam is going to Offer...
LIAM OFFER????

by anonymous April 10, 2019

offert

A term used by retarded Latin Americans in the MMORPG game "Maplestory", to make you give them an offer on whatever they are trying to sell.

Another way to say "offer it".

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"Hey, wanna buy my wooden sword, or whatever the fuck this shit is?"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"Yes plz!! how much?"

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"Offert"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"No, you offert"

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"ok, you're mum!! JAJAJAJAJJAJA XDDDD"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"fu racist noob"

by Horungen December 3, 2013

Offering

When several members in a cam model's room (Goddess) tip one token continuously till her entire chat wall is filled with tips in order to win her affections.

We better make an offering to the Goddess Scarlett_Vera to make sure she stays happy!

by Eh_fuckoff January 7, 2019