OFFLINE

A person who has no idea about anything and has never tried to understand.

Person says:
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.

by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

offlined

To block someone from an instant messaging program, thus having the person view you as "offline" instead of being available for chat.

i)I offlined Elizabeth because she talks too much about her dogs, I don't even care about dogs

ii)I don't see him online anymore on MSN...he probably offlined me...who will take my dogs to the doctor? Can dogs use MSN?

by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008

OFFLINE

A question that could have been answered by the person asking it, had they've asked themselves first.

Both the question is offline and the person!

(person1)
What time is it?

(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!

(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.

by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

offlined

when the stupid, whichever, IM falls down and it accidentaly gets you offline and you have to get back online, because the whole things got shut off.

I was talking with my friends on IM when the stupid thing offlined.

by FreakGD September 19, 2007

Offliner

One who has yet to embrace the use of IM, microblogging, commenting, etc. as a means of communications and "social" relationship building.

My friend isn't on Twitter yet. Total offliner...

by juicecowboy August 19, 2009

offline browser

A newspaper

When the power is out for an extended period of time, sometimes you have to read in an offline browser.

by aseigler September 8, 2011

offliner

One who leaves during chat on IM, such as MSN, AIM, Yahoo, etc.

Franco says:
so yeah, lol that IS funny!
Your receiver is not online, so your message was not sent.

Franco: OMFG what an offliner!!!!

by ripples6542 January 19, 2008