Landen Odegard

usually referred to as big dick Landen with a dick bigger than the Eiffel tower measures up to 178 feet tall the women are all over him he cant not pick up women he tries his best but as soon as they look him up and down there in love the women use his nickname his buddy's refer to him as the rizzler, rizzlord, rizzly bear, adolf rizzler

"woah your dick is massive who are you Landen odegard" or "holy moly that is one massive cock holy moly are your parents blue whales" or "I wish I had the genes of Landen odegard I have no women I have negative rizz"

by dig bick Landen April 25, 2023

Tanking for Oden

To slowly stop and shut down any action, task, or goal that you and or a group may be performing.

1. 2006-2007 Boston Celtics

2. Jeff: Bill's been slacking off a lot at work lately.

Fernando: He must be tanking for oden.

by Jake Baroni March 21, 2008

Oden

A descriptor used at the beginning of nouns, verbs, adverbs, and adjectives of your choice. It is used to relate the word to Bob Odenkirk.

Have you seen the odenducks at the odenpond? They’re so odencute, odenbestie!

by Odenanon March 23, 2021

Greg Oden's junk

(verb) When someone sends you a text or email or calls you on the phone and uses the words Greg Oden's junk in a discrete manner.

(noun) What it sounds like.

He called me on the phone and Greg Oden's junked me before I could hang up on him.

by hrizerty April 27, 2011

Odenized

to express control and composure by suppressing one's emotions

The point guard odenized himself before calmly sinking the game-winner.

by Odenized August 4, 2008

Odencock

Getting completely destroyed. Stems from the idea that 7-foot basketball player Greg Oden presumably has a giant phallus that will ruin your day.

Toki and I pounded like six beers at lunch, so I was totally Odencocked when I got back to work.

by Allinyerhead January 27, 2010

Odinga

This word could refer to the Prime Minister of Kenya known as Raila Amollo Odinga, but depending on the context, the word is more commonly used as a slang term for the male genitalia.

Tell Obama to go suck a big fat Odinga.

by Dualistic Nature January 21, 2009