orientated

The illiterate way to say "oriented." While technically a word, you sound like a moron when you say it.

Annoying used car huckster in Phoenix, heard recently on the radio: "We're customer orientated..."

by workinglate February 8, 2007

Murder on the Orient Express

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse during a period of menstruation.

I can't tonight, it'd be Murder on the Orient Express

by steveysham January 20, 2011

Conan O'Brien

1. Pastey-looking late night comedian.
2. Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, the only show to worth watching.

Conan O'Brien puts on such a show, with Max Weinberg, who needs good guests?

by Dave Henney July 23, 2004

orienteer

one who charts the physical whereabouts of asians or acts as a divinator of things asian.

i'm looking for a thai restaurant. is there an orienteer in the house?

by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

dylan o’brien

A beautiful man who plays thomas in the maze runner, stiles in teen wolf(ended show) and many more characters in tv shows and movies. Hes currently 26 in 2018 and is slaying my life ,thats all-sh.

Girl, i love dylan o’brien so much hes so cute!!
Stiles stilinski is my husband!!

by sabrinaahhh January 26, 2018

Oriental Rice Torture

The act of inserting grains of rice into a Chinese male's urethra, then ejaculating him so that his semen has a rice pudding-like consistency.

Mr. Wong was open to various types of sadomasochism, but oriental rice torture had always frightened him.

by ADizzleDonkey June 1, 2009

Orientationism

discrimination based on sexual orientation.

Being excluded from a job opportunity because you are gay is a form of orientationism.

by sgrey November 22, 2011