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Monkey Nuts

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning
Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts
by Lacrazey June 27, 2019
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Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.
Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.
by Filthy gym sock July 16, 2017
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Monkey Nuts

When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.
Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.
by Slick Pickle July 19, 2022
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when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.
"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".
by goofy hippo April 27, 2022
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Monkey Nuts

“Monkey Nuts” is a term used mostly in the Detroit, MI area and is slang for a dual drum magazine clip known as “C-Mag” (short for century magazine) that holds 100 rounds, most used on AR-15 and GLOCK models
“The AR got monkey nuts and a cotter on it
by ELyrik313 May 14, 2021
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so monkey nuts are the magazines on a choppa. usally in 2 so u call them monkey nuts. they also HANGLO.
"choppa with the monkey nuts i let em hanglo"
- hanglo 1nonly, 870glizzy
by rubyrudegyal October 28, 2025
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