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cellphone novel 

A Novel written on a cellphone or written on a computer with the intent of the book being veiwed on cellphone screens, so chapters are usually written shorter so there is little to no need for scrolling.
Chapter 187 of the cellphone novel: Secondhand Memories by Takatsu

We walked in silence for a while.

The twinkling lights in the neighbourhood slowly one by one were snuffed out, like candles.

But yet, this was not a depressing thought. As people turned off their lights, the night would gently embrace everyone with peace.
Hush. The night was our lullaby.

I glanced at my handphone. It was 12 already. I hadn’t realized I had spent so much time in the hospital.

“It’s really late isn’t it?” I asked no one in particular.
cellphone novel by sakakikala September 12, 2009
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The quality of being new, original, or unusual.
Don't touch those cheveron cars, they are novelty and worth more than you
novelty by G36Cuser July 21, 2014
DALL-E if it were managed by Electronic Arts...
Who the heck would want to pay $10 a month to use NovelAI to make AI-generated images?
NovelAI by The Real Driller October 16, 2022

novelty rap

a rap or hip-hop song that is about an inanimate object, a dance move, or is to the tune of a children's song. In other words, it is too silly to be considered real rap or hip-hop.
ex.Lip Gloss, Grillz, Chain Hang Low, Chicken Noodle Soup.

Did you hear that new song by Lil' Mama, it's so stupid? It could be considered novelty rap.
novelty rap by Kris keo July 21, 2007
variation of the name Noel, meaning Christmas celebration or carol. Female name.
Noella is a beautiful woman.
Noella by Srasotasunshine April 12, 2008

Sob Novel 

A long winded, emotional fueled text message that is painful to read and just shear complaining. It often spans over multiple screen shots.
So a man got out of the shower and walked over to check his phone. It contained many text messages from his girlfriend complaining about some negative bullshit to which he replayed: "What the fuck is this sob novel."
Sob Novel by ws124 June 27, 2016
To be a "Nowelle" is to be the cheesiest, weirdest yet cutest and best chick on the planet. If someone calls you a "Nowelle" dont take it for granted because they are hard to find.
"You'd never believe it man, i met a Nowelle last night, my life is now complete!"
Nowelle by Sexiliciocous July 7, 2012