Healthy Boner

An erection that is stimulated by being healthy or by having a girl yell "Ai Papi!" while you masterbate.

"Do you have a Healthy Boner?"

"If it doesn't give you a Healthy Boner then don't touch it!"

by TheTetsuya December 10, 2013

Healthy

A sarcastic way of describing a person who wakes up and is coughing and hocking up due to drinking and smoking too many jacks.

my man is real healthy every day

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Healthy Boy

A term used to call someone who is a G.O.A.T at FIFA 19 ultimate team

He is such a Healthy Boy

by Lebzian for life July 23, 2019

Healthy Breakfast

A group of really crazy friends. It is well rounded too, like a ginger colored strawberry blonde with braces, a blonde who turned brunette with a crack personality, and the other girl who is the essence of insane. They are all different, but the same, and make life hilarious. Also they annoy older teenagers, their parents, and normal people.

Mint: I am a unnamable colored person.
Pineapple: I was a mermaid!
Kendy: I like to get drunk!
Pineapple: We are such a Healthy Breakfast!

by Pineapplelovegetsdownwithelves October 14, 2009

Healthy Paranoia

Checking something multiple times to assure yourself that something is correct or safe because you are aware of the consequences of it being not safe or correct.

I triple checked that all the divers scuba tanks were fully open and that the gear looked correct because I have healthy paranoia.

I got healthy paranoia so proof read the document a few times before sending it off to the publisher.

by Captain F bomb December 21, 2016

healthy hog

A big old dong, penis, willy, wanka.

why dont you boys come on in here and wip out your healthy hogs!

by eekfool August 12, 2006

Healthy Gas

The gas (fart) produced from a person who has eaten healthy foods like cabbage, beans, broccolli, grains, or other high fiber, high carbohydrate foods.

Bart: "Eeeeewwww! What's that smell"?
Homer: "That's just me, emitting healthy gas".
Bart: "Healthy my ass! All you eat is donuts and beer".
Homer: "Don't forget the four burritos Bart. And that egg sandwich on whole grain bread".
Bart: "I'm impressed Homer. Impressed how stinky your farts are".
Lisa: "Mom! Don't light the stove yet! Homers been eating healthy again, and has healthy gas"!

by morningwould January 7, 2013