Noobanese

Root words noob, newb, and noob.

1. The native language of the noobs.
2. A person of noob ancestry.

. Im sorry what did you say? I don't speak noobanese.
. Hey guyz im new, can ihave free itemss? kthnx!
. omgwtf, lag.
. Bullshhit fuckin cheater hax mother bitch hax0r newb.

by Dark6 September 11, 2005

noob

1. Someone who is new and bad at a game

Person 1: "hi guys wanna be my friend I'm new?"
Person 2: "hahah no ur a noob "

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee November 17, 2022

Noob

The worst teammate ever!

If you’re the noob. Get better at the game instead of blaming your teammates

by Rara 21 January 24, 2022

Noob Chord

A guitar chord that is played with all open strings. Often played by people who don't know how to play guitar and just fake it by randomly strumming open strings.

Joe ("playing" a guitar): *bring* *ding* *bring* *ding*

Matt: Man, just stop. All you're doing is playing the noob chord.

by Kurt Kurtis July 15, 2010

noob kid

A kid that is unsmart, also defined as noob.

Jane: I got 0 for my assessment T-T
Mike: such a noob kid.

by thousandguy June 18, 2022

noobacabra

a noob that is beyond the barrier. Someone so nooby they should be slapped with a raw trout.

Drew is a noobacabra

by Colin W. November 23, 2006

christmas noob

Noobs that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.

Guy1: I just got owned on Gears Of War! I got called a Christmas noob like every 2 minutes!

by Christmas Noob! December 31, 2006