norfolk

A loud, filthy, polluted city on the east coast. Would be little more than a blip on the map without the massive military presence. If you're military and forced to live here, you have the pleasure of being stereotyped, pigeonholed and solicited by the local populace every time you walk out the door. The economy in Norfolk is derived mainly from corrupt contractors bilking various naval shipyard projects and base support services. Secondarily is the service sector for all the military there. (We have a massive shopping district called "Military Circle" complete with a "Military Mall"). A heavily used template seems to be "Freedom/Stars& Stripes <Industry/Service>". One of the few redeeming factors is ODU, which out of the filth and noise has formed a rather small but pleasant thriving college community.

"My orders selection is 3 destroyers, and they're all out of Norfolk? Fuck that."

by jfz February 15, 2008

norfolk

Home of the downtown bloodsucking sluts. These chicks feed off military men. They are prostitutes and ungrateful little nasty tricks who piss on good men. They stink. They turn good men into dogs and playas. They are chicken heads, ghetto as hell. These sluts live in another world. Beware of them they are poison, made of pure poison. They have cum in them, poluted yeast infections, they eat plain ice. Alot of military dudes have falling down in the WAR with these unique Downtown Norfolk slut queens. They want your benefits and comfortable living. They stink!!! They will destroy everything for you and will not care, really. They are easy to have sex with, they throw themselves at you until you break down. These little freaks are a disease. They love to mess it up for you then go back to some of these low life Norfolk herion using nuckleheads with corn rolls.

Norfolk They'll give you STD's, Don't let them move in with you, they love to wreck cars(cadillacs), they will cheat on you when you go on cruise, they will try to get pregnant by you. They'll forge your checks, don't marry none of them, just hit and keep it moving, they will trick you, fool you and hurt you. they braid hair and like to get their hair braided. fake wanna be up north sluts who don't have no identity. they LIE too much. I wish I can call names, but nah. DO NOT trust them. they work at burger kings and other fast food joints, maybe "jaints" in which they like to say. thats why they are victums of domestic violence, a punching bag. they raise kids wrong, they are behind in time, because their game and lies are so elementary. Don't do them no favor. American men, whether you are good, bad, ugly, handsome, thug, and PUNK, watch out and keep away. We need to strike back. This is serious, people need to look into this. I don't care where you are from when you come here, you bests to KNOW that THEY are READY!!! They'll take your money and mess your credit up.

by wiidi November 17, 2006

Nosfro

When you have so much nose hair it looks like you have a 'fro growing out of each nostril.

Dude, that guy needs to trim his nose hairs; his nosfro is out of control.

by Zeroremain September 24, 2014

noriron

Usually part of the LGBTQ+ community and chose the name themselves. They're always really nice and fun to be around and definitely a person you'll remember for a while. Even with this nice exterior don't cross them or their friends because they aren't one to stand down from a fight. If you manage to befriend one, consider yourself lucky.

"Did you hear what happened last weekend? Noriron punched Gary down the street after he catcalled some girl"

"If we're having a party, we gotta invite Noriron. They bring most of the fun to any event!"

by .J February 26, 2022

Norfolk & Western 475

The act of running into a solid object with force, usually resulting in severe injury to the face.

(For context, on November 2nd 2022, Norfolk & Western 475 crashed into an excavator and got it's smokebox door caved in)

"What happened to Daniel's face?"
"He pulled a Norfolk & Western 475 yesterday."

by NottTelljng November 7, 2022

Norfolk southern

Norfolk Southern is a railroad that derails a lot, and the CEO hates humanity.

I saw a Norfolk Southern train derail.

by railfan 8888 August 19, 2023

laynie norcross

Laynie Norcross is the best person you will ever meet, she is so beautiful inside and out and has the best personality anyone could ask for!!! She is so charming and well rounded! She can get a little dramatic or rude sometimes but everyone loves her. No one will ever hate her because she is so awesome!

Oh my gosh it’s Laynie Norcross , i am so happy she is here!

by 103alyssa301 January 21, 2018