nonce

An English word, usually used by roadmen and chavs, to relate to someone who hangs out or goes on dates with younger people. Also used to describe a pedophile.

'Right, that weirdo David from the University down the street, he's a massive nonce.'

by wasteman420 January 24, 2018

nonce

a nonce is the uk slang for a pedophile

for example: my science teacher is a nonce

by elermenopee February 8, 2020

nonce

enya

wtf enya stop looking at my tits u nonce

by your dads favourite shagger May 2, 2020

nonce

GREG PAUL.
eg. he kissed a minor and his mentally challenged fucking idiotic son posted it on youtube.

Niko Omilana: Say n-o-n c-a-y
Shannon Briggs: Im a NONCE! LETS GO CHAMP!

by "Don't use your real name." February 18, 2020

nonce

someone who is a clart and an ignoramus at the same time.

What do you think when you hear the words "keyboardm." A board with keys on it.

by Rob PG Tips May 13, 2005

Nonce

British slang for pedophile

That guy in the van is a nonce

by Poo86 December 27, 2018

Nonce

a person who perves on little girls and loves to talk and touch them . They also get exited when ever they see a young girl

“Nah g why is rhys such a nonce”
“Honestly he perved on me for 3 months”

by Suckyourmumsie.com June 5, 2019