fucking nonce

Ur uncle that melested me when I was 6

Oh look I lost my v card to that FUCKING NONCE

by Lucky-FN July 13, 2020

nonce

Used by prison staff, to explain the segregation of inmates who were convicted of sex crimes towards children and the other inmates

Not
On
Normal
Communal
Excercise

NONCE

Prisoner W23899 is a nonce.

by ads July 27, 2004

Flag Nonce

A person, usually from the United Kingdom (see also: Gammon), who has their country's flag in their profile name or profile photo. Likely to be a paedophile (synonym - nonce).

Usually claim to be 'not a racist' but is that person who at any dinner party when the subject of racism becomes discussion will say "I'm not being racist, but".

Did you see Gary on Facebook posting against the BLM movement? He's a right flag nonce.

by b_uk July 7, 2020

turbo nonce

UK Slang for Peadophile, but can be used to slag one of your mates off

Max you are such a turbo nonce

by Jopaya June 23, 2019

I’m a nonce

Term used by jake Paul to clear up he is really a pedo and he likes touching the Martinez twins

Ringside: say your going to knock out deji in welsh

Jake the pedo Paul: how do you say it in welsh

Ringside :I’m a nonce

Jake the pedo Paul : I’m a nonce deji

by IMABOMBYOU December 19, 2019

Nonagon Infinity

A music album released by the Australian psychedelic rock band King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard in 2016.

The name "Nonagon Infinity" refers to the number of tracks on the album (9) and also to the album being a so-called Concept Album where every song flows seamlessly into the next, the same holding true for the closing track which flows seamlessly into the opening track which allows the album to be, theoretically, looped indefinitely.

The website nonagoninfinity.com features an infinitely looping stream of the album. At the time of writing it has already looped 36,753 times.

Nonagon Infinity opens the door,
Nonagon Infinity opens the door,
Wait for the answer to open the door,
Nonagon Infinity opens the door

by LordHog March 31, 2019

Nonce cunt

Someone who has a sexual attraction towards underage children, and is also a big fucking cunt

Steve Hoddy is a Nonce Cunt

by Ssewankambo November 6, 2020