noptimistic

The opposite of optimistic. Used in conjunction with supporting an English Premier League club in it's most original form.

Shaun: I am seriously noptimistic about Southampton's chances this season.
Dawn: Yeah, they look in serious trouble this season.

by BigTin August 18, 2021

proper numpty

A being referred to as a dumb ass.

proper numpty sat on a wall. proper numpty had a great fall.

by 181 May 9, 2008

Nompton

Norman, Oklahoma

Comin' straight outta Nompton, it's a brotha that'll smotha yo motha... and make yo sista think I love her

by Rawiswar November 3, 2009

Numpti

No Understanding, Mainly Pertaining To Ineptitude.

Commonly used to describe IT departments as in 'they're a bunch of Numpties'

by Slimeburger June 22, 2008

numptard

a numpty who is even more mentally incapacitated than usual

you're such a numptard.

by puTsch March 23, 2005

nomtombot

short for "know what i'm talkin about" or "know what i mean", orginating from Houston.

slip: where you at foo?
C: i'm on the nawfside, nomtombot?

by im2nawfy4yall February 21, 2008

numpty

Dialect, chiefly scots. A bumbling fool or one who is intellectually challanged.
(plural : numpties)

"they numpties couldnae organise a pissup in a brewery."
In reference to MSPs( members of scottish parliment)

by Gerry K. April 26, 2005