Nincompoop

An absolute fool, someone who is so dumb and such an ignorant idiot that they have earned the name nincompoop.

“Did you see how much of a nincompoop that guy Seth is, almost as bad as Xavi”

by Not a bozo July 15, 2021

nincompoop

a complete and utter doofus. you are a butthead

wow, your friend Bob is such a nincompoop.

by thatrandomkidonurbandictonary July 19, 2021

Nincompoopness

The act of being a nincompoop, silly

Everyone loved how silly I was. Happy to show them my nincompoopness

by Big D/nincompoop June 19, 2021

nincompoop

a nincompoop is a person who is boring, annoying, or bad at something in general.

person 1: oh my god they are such a nincompoop

by hurricanetortilla?morelikehurr June 17, 2018

udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

nincompoop

Kayla Ann hicks

Kayla Ann hicks is a nincompoop your such a Kayla Ann hicks

by Not t September 11, 2022

Nincompoop

In the 18th century, an obscene insult that meant ‘one who never saw his wife’s cunt’. — from the book Vulgar Tongues.

Do not take courting advice from that nincompoop Bartholomew.

by voxtacet November 30, 2022