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Nookie Hooky

Mark was playing nookie hooky from work when he left to have sex with Celeste.
by Stella S. January 18, 2006
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lack a nookie

A play on the Hawaian language. Meaning getting no sex.
Billy is so horny,he's suffering from lack a nookie.
by Bill/K4FLH May 27, 2008
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Nokia

A Finnish company specialising in communications equipment. Many people know Nokia for their cellphones, however they also market complete comms systems, DSL equipment, and cable TV components.

Nokia sells mainly "candybar" type phones marketed to techy nerdular types, however they sell handsets in the extreme low end (1100) and the extreme high end (Vertu) of the market.

They sell more handsets than anyone else.

The Nokia name is impossible to pronounce correctly in English because there are sounds in it that don't exist in English.
I have a Nokia ADSL modem.

And a Nokia cellphone.
by someone January 28, 2005
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Nokied

When you get hit by a mobile phone in the head from over 12 feet away. The mobile phone doesn't have to be made by Nokia, it could be made by any mobile phone company. To "Nokie" someone you must also cause some physical bruising to the head. Which is why it takes incredible skill to "Nokie" someone.
If you hit someone with a mobile phone from over 12 feet away you would shout: "YOU JUST GOT NOKIED!". Or if you were the person who got hit you would say: "I just got nokied!".
by XeonNyle April 5, 2010
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Nokian Horse

Modern alternative for the phrase "Trojan Horse".

Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.
Stephen Elop was a "Nokian Horse". He became the CEO of Nokia and then destroyed it from the inside in favor of Microsoft.
by Alantras September 20, 2013
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Noki

Noki is a way of saying nokedli. Nokedli is a hungarian food.
KDani egy noki
by Lukikuki December 4, 2019
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Blue Nookie

i got a blue nookie after jacks mom walked in on us while we were about to have sex.
by poaches January 1, 2020
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