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Weekly World News

The funniest newspaper ever. Sure, the stories are a bunch of bullshit but it's so funny.
I love reading Weekly World News!
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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A newspaper that, while intensely hilarious, will probably lower your IQ 2 points per page.
Me love read Weekly World News.
by ClockworkRose December 20, 2004
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Weekly World News

It's all true!! In fact, I'm an alien sent to teach you humans the futility of your so - called 'civilization!!'

Take me to your leader, first, though.
I'm an alien, and I write the articles in Weekly World News
by Gork the Destructator October 3, 2004
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Ironically, Weekly World News possesses more truth than other sources of news. Such as "The Fox News Channel". Possibly remembered mostly by their mascot, Bat-Boy. The magazine is probably at your local grocery store.
Girl: "Who do you believe has a stronger possibility of disputing truthful statements? A satirical news reporter for 'Weekly World News' who says Bigfoot is real, or homophobic, Neo-Nazi, Ann Coulter on 'The O'Reilly Factor'"?

Guy: "This satirical news reporter isn't Bill O'Reily, right?"

Girl: "Right."

Guy: "Oh, thank god! The satirical news reporter without the slightest bit of hesitance!"
by GloveGiblets March 8, 2007
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A newspaper that has the most controversial topics immaginable. They are so "out-there," that no one even believes them. They are all the REAL odd happenings in the world, condensed into one newspaper.
You think the Weekly World News lies?Well Bat Boy is my cousin.
by B-Money May 5, 2004
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MNWO is an acronym for Mixed New World Order. MNWO is a racial and political activist movement amongst mixed/biracial cultures to establish themselves as the superior race and ethnicity. It is rooted in certain scientific evidence showing genetic mutations are created from race-mixing that have a positive influence on life. MNWO, also supports the inferiority of white males and follows the belief that all white women must procreate outside of their race in an effort to end the white race.
She’s left white men to become a supporter of the MNWO (Mixed New World Order)movement.
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