Weekly World News

The funniest newspaper ever. Sure, the stories are a bunch of bullshit but it's so funny.

I love reading Weekly World News!

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

weekly world news

A newspaper that, while intensely hilarious, will probably lower your IQ 2 points per page.

Me love read Weekly World News.

by ClockworkRose December 20, 2004

Weekly World News

It's all true!! In fact, I'm an alien sent to teach you humans the futility of your so - called 'civilization!!'

Take me to your leader, first, though.

I'm an alien, and I write the articles in Weekly World News

by Gork the Destructator October 3, 2004

Weekly World News

Ironically, Weekly World News possesses more truth than other sources of news. Such as "The Fox News Channel". Possibly remembered mostly by their mascot, Bat-Boy. The magazine is probably at your local grocery store.

Girl: "Who do you believe has a stronger possibility of disputing truthful statements? A satirical news reporter for 'Weekly World News' who says Bigfoot is real, or homophobic, Neo-Nazi, Ann Coulter on 'The O'Reilly Factor'"?

Guy: "This satirical news reporter isn't Bill O'Reily, right?"

Girl: "Right."

Guy: "Oh, thank god! The satirical news reporter without the slightest bit of hesitance!"

by GloveGiblets March 8, 2007

weekly world news

A newspaper that has the most controversial topics immaginable. They are so "out-there," that no one even believes them. They are all the REAL odd happenings in the world, condensed into one newspaper.

You think the Weekly World News lies?Well Bat Boy is my cousin.

by B-Money May 5, 2004

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by Edgy white kid on Garry's Mod April 6, 2017

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World Economic Forum twenty twenty-three!
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You have given all of your power to me!
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Because you are too afraid to live free!
Zis is Klaus Schwab und I'm here to say
You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real pandemic: humanity!
Ve must prepare for an angrier world
As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
You vill eat ze bugs, living in ze Metaverse
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or borders
Ve own you, yours sons, und daughters
Und we've trained you to support us!
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!
Davos
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!
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by newworldorder2025 November 7, 2025