Ben Nettleship

Ben Nettleship is a virgin.

Oh have you seen that virgin? He is such a Ben Nettleship right?

by Heyehhehehey October 27, 2019

nettie potting

When a male ejaculates in the females nostril and she tilts her head and it comes out the other nostril.

Nettie potting not recommended for clearing sinuses.

by Fr34k4K1nK August 4, 2011

Hot Nottle

Typically an apelike male. With a large beer gut and a balding head. Can refer to his intense sexual prowess. Or his tendency to shit his pants.

Hey, that hot nottle over there smells like shit and is wearing some sort of sport coat with patches on the elbows but damn, I need to jump that dude.

by Mr. Awsome 2 February 2, 2010

nettles

a rough substance that Salad Fingers likes to rub against his nipples for a orgasmic effect

Salad fingers once rubbed the nettles against his nipple and then his nipple turned red.

by jerry jackson rules! June 22, 2006

nettleton

One who gets around and/or carries many std's and sti's. Avoid these individuals at all cost because of their ability to easily transmit venereal disease. Synonymous with petri dish.

Mike: Wash your hands after talking to that girl.
Johnny: Why?
Mike: She is a complete nettleton. You could honestly contract anything from her.
-2 weeks later-
Johnny: Dude why does it burn when I pee now?
Mike: You should have washed your hands...

by Free STD Screenings October 26, 2011

Nestley

A kind and beautiful girl. Outgoing and perfect the way she is. Smart and creative too.

Omg Nestley is so cool.

by kelsey keegan January 4, 2020

nasty netters

someone who picks up old men at senior citizen socials for the purpose of engaging in group sex at a cheap hotel.

Have you seen Deb? She's still at the Ramada Inn; she pulled a nasty netters last night.

by Kelly Shooz June 29, 2008