nerdophobia

A person who fears nerds.

Charlie was diagnosed with nerdophobia. He breaks into a cold sweat when he sees someone wearing a pocket protector.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

nerdogance

not to be confused with "nerdigence", nerdogance is the certain brand of arrogance that applies to nerds who have a misplaced arrogance due to their assumed knowledge in an esoteric nerdy subject. Nerdogance manifests itself when the nerd in question feels insecure in social situations and uses their knowledge in sci fi, computers, etc. to act superior over others, in turn making more people dislike them, while proving the social stereotype of nerds as socially inept losers.

"I thought it sounded fun when he asked me out to see the Star Trek movie, but his nerdogance was so appalling. I had to decline."

Examples of nerdogance: Mystery, author of "The Game", any web developer, script kiddies, Dustin Diamond

by sir bitch-a-lot July 25, 2009

Nerdmonter1324

A Faggot gamer who sucks at games and lives in his natural habitat in Saginaw Michigan . A Nerdmonter1324 can be found sucking Cock behind the local Blockbuster for V Bucks or Psn cards

Guy1: Yo did see Nerdmonter1324 behind Blockbuster.

Guy2: Yeah he must be low on V Bucks

by 3x Poon slayer February 9, 2019

Nerdommon Sense

"Common Sense" that is only "common" to nerds

Jock: He you, who invented Binary?
Nerd: Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
Jock: PROVE IT FAG!!
Nerd: ...its just common sense
Jock: *PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH*

by The "so amazing" Kyle June 28, 2005

nerdophobe

Anybody who has an irrational fear of those with a dorky persuasion. This individual will often avoid all contact with those associated with anime, science fiction and videogames. Also doesn't like people with glasses or braces.

Smash? Yea, she's a nerdophobe.

by juddyfresh May 14, 2007

nerdument

A heated argument concerning a topic that the general population typically cares little about, such as string theory, Crispin Glover films and Zelda. Can often be found on Internet message boards.

Joe: "The Sega Dreamcast was clearly the most underrated console system of all time."

Jim: "Have we forgotten about the 3DO, my friend?"

John: "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to interrupt this nerdument."

by mikeity mike mike January 7, 2008

nerdmergency

An emergency requiring the immediate attention of some nerd who leaves his home computer running for remote desktop purposes when it is most critical.

Otherwise known as "pulling a Luna"

"We have huge nerdmergency! Can you test the website from an outside IP address to see if there are any problems we can't see from here?"

by csmicfool January 30, 2008