neckbeard

When a man grows a full beard, but still shaves his neck. A fat man will often do this in an effort to make his face "slimmer".

Maybe he is trying to start a new trend called the neckbeard?

by heffe1981 March 24, 2016

Neckbeard

Somebody that DEFINITELY respects women and ROCKS a fedora. They are just THE MOST PRETTIEST PONY OF THE BUNCH his mum told him that so it's true. His collection of 'My Little Pony' figurines are JUST THE MOST IMPRESSIVE AND AMAZING THEY'RE BETTER THAN EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. A fine GENTLEMAN such as himself must be with a PRETTY, SKINNY, ASIAN woman. It's not HARD for him to get one because he's SO PRETTY. Also goes OUTSIDE A LOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Always holding a katana and wearing a fedora to destroy the evil spirits of Anime show.

"I think James is a neckbeard. I'm not Asian, but hopefully he'll see me and fuck me"

by Crownat March 7, 2022

Neckbeard

Features of the typical neckbeard

-A neckbeard (duh)
-Fedora
-Lives with parents (likely in their basement)
-Between the ages of 30-50
-Unwashed
-Uses Axe body spray in lieu of showers
-Has hentai posters on his wall, is proud of it
-Owns several anime body pillows
-Uses Reddit, 4chan, and Discord
-Allergic to sunlight
-Hasn’t touched grass in 20 years
-Virgin
-Fingers coated in Cheeto dust 24/7
-Desk chair smells like toxic waste
-On a pedophile watchlist
-Daily routine consists of watching Crunchyroll and playing PC games

If one or more of these apply to you, then congratulations, you’re a certified neckbeard

You creepy fuck

Hide your kids, there’s a neckbeard on the loose

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 23, 2025

Neckbeard Chuckle

Something a person does while sitting in a corner dive bar, probably leaning on an old Jukebox playing indie music or a hipster easel made of repurposed burlap, while watching well-groomed men attempting to pick up opulent females. The action requires a lean just enough to offset one's balance while simultaneously billowing out the stomach for what appears to be the preparation of a boisterous laugh, but instead ends in a silent chuckling motion with a horizontally-facing fist to the mouth.

I went to the corner dive trying to snag some local talent, but some well-composed douche in the corner threw me off with his super distracting neckbeard chuckle.

by msacco February 9, 2021

Neckbeard Hitler

THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART ONE: The Rap Game's third billionaire after Dr Dre and MCX. Legend has it that Neckbeard Hitler once destroyed the next big thing in rap, Yung Nonce in a rap battle and and Yung Nonce had to flee to the inner depths of the Amazon Jungle to escape the shame. However, this cannot be confirmed as Neckbeard Hitler has not left his room since. The only one who has access to his room, nicknamed the 'kingdom of NH and his Waifu =^_^=' is his mother, a long suffering woman whose soulmate (and father to Neckbeard Hitler) was shanked by a now well known rapper. This is why Neckbeard Hitler aspires to save the rap game, to avenge his deadbeat dad who left for a pack of cigarettes when Neckbeard Hitler was 14, just after he dropped out of school to play COD. Back then he rarely left his room, still much better than today, and his mother did not have the heart to tell him his father had left for greener pastures (by greener pastures, I mean a woman who did not smell like the skip bin at the back of a fish market. She maintains it is genetic, but no one has ever seen her purchase even a bar of soap, a trait she seemed to pass down on to her son)

Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by?
Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'

by captain stiffy February 5, 2019

Neckbeard Hitler

THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART 2: After she learned the news of his slaying, she felt too guilty not to tell Neckbeard Hitler, so she informed him of the terrible news. He, for only the third time in his life, felt empathy for a human being (the first time being when some feminist he pays half his centrelink money too explained to him the oppression of when a man accidentally rubbed up against her on a busy city train, and the second was when his body pillow ripped, which technically doesn't count as a human, but if you say that to Neckbeard Hitler, you'll be lucky to escape alive). He tried to hang himself, because he was going through that 14 year old edgelord phase, but there was no rope that would fit around his already scabbily bearded neck and 10 chins. Being the genius that he is, he attempted it anyway to no success. But then Neckbeard Hitler had a thought. One that would change the path of the collective human history forever. He decided to start rapping. He was going to become a rapper to absolutely obliterate his father's killer. He found Yung Nonce online on /b/ and decided to battle him in a war of words, a war from which Yung Nonce would never recover.

Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by? Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'

by captain stiffy February 5, 2019

Neckbeard Syndrome

The ability to be charming and smooth with a large vocabulary while typing, yet stumble over one's own words while speaking in real life.

(Online)
Neckbeard Syndrome Sufferer: Yes, she's an excellent actress. I enjoyed her in (movie), her role was well-played.

(Real Life)

Neckbeard Syndrome Sufferer: Yeah, she's, uh.. I liked that movie where she played as the chick with the hat.

by Konig_Theory August 3, 2011