nert

1.) Onomatopoeic representation of exhaustion or sudden sleep.

2.) Used to verbally escape from answering questions, or direct accusation by feigning sleep.

1.)
TIM: Bill, are you awake enough to go to the movies?
BILL: Nert (sleeps)

2.)
JILL: Jane, is this your bloody knife in the bathtub?
JANE: Well...I...NERT (feigns sleep)

by Joe R April 23, 2003

Nert

verb: nerd flirting. When an individual of above to highly above average intelligence attempts to flirt with a potential sexual mate. This is commonly observed with bad jokes, awkward laughs, and a tendency towards conversations around Pokémon and Harry Potter. Nerting is generally most successful with another individual of above to highly above average intelligence as the cryptic social queues of the nerting protocol are more easily understood.

When he found out she played Magic, he started nerting with her.

by onyxrook April 14, 2015

Nerting

Nerd flirting

He's totally nerting with me.

She's such a nert.

by artpowerlines August 29, 2011

Nertles

Little rock hard peices of weed that wont go through the strainer

Too many seeds, stems, and nertles is the reason i switched to nugs

by makeawish123 January 9, 2011

nert

another way for saying no, naw
opposite of yert

R u gonna take a shit
nert

by migogangg May 27, 2018

nertarded

its a cross with retarded and noob!!

emmanuel:
dude is it just me or is that guy nertarded
daniel:
i went somewhere and i saw a that was netarded
vanessa:
obviusly that guy nertared

by Alexandra&Nessaa!! April 16, 2009

nert

The tag of a graffiti artist in Bucharest-Romania. He is a member of The Freak Brothers Wallnuts crew

Practice makes nert perfect.

by polly_moto March 6, 2007