A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.
Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage
by Chris Doberstein August 17, 2008
Get the Nametag Massage mug.Pretty self-explanatory. It's the use of a nametag (typically attached to a lanyard around the neck) for sexual purposes. One may try to be subtle, and move their head around in around to gain sexual gratification from the inanimate object hanging around their neck, and gently graze at their crotches. Although not intended to be, it's an act thats ALL too obvious.
Billy: Oh my goodness! What is Renise doing?!
Sally: It looks like she's having a go with her nametag!
Billy: EWWW...nametag fellatio!
Sally: It looks like she's having a go with her nametag!
Billy: EWWW...nametag fellatio!
by hugh.jass87 August 18, 2008
Get the Nametag Fellatio mug.Someone who joins a chatroom and uses the same name or a name similar to someone who is already in the room participating in conversation.
Namesteals usually involve said person attempting to proclaim stupidity or homosexuality.
Namesteals usually involve said person attempting to proclaim stupidity or homosexuality.
--Kos has joined the chat.
****Conversation****
--guest###### has joined the chat.
--guest###### is now known as Kos
(Namesteal) Kos: I'm gay and proud so don't say a word.
(Real) Kos: Uhh... fuck off, namesteal.
****Conversation****
--guest###### has joined the chat.
--guest###### is now known as Kos
(Namesteal) Kos: I'm gay and proud so don't say a word.
(Real) Kos: Uhh... fuck off, namesteal.
by Packless June 16, 2007
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