myspace lurk 

someone(preferably a creeper) who checks out other people's myspaces more than 10 times a day and doesn't leave comments or any indication they were even there; lurkers must be sly. they may also know personal information about the people they be lurkin'.

Timmy: "dude Greg knows about my plans this weekend and i haven't talked to him in a month."
Johnny: "no shit. Greg is such a myspace lurk. gotta watch out for him"
Timmy: "fucking lurker..."

myspace lurk by alinaaa February 14, 2007

myspace 

A website a bunch of your friends begged you to join, so you joined it and became completely addicted. However, after about a month or so, you finally realized that even though you had thousands of friends added, you're still a loser. You tried to take pictures of your half-nude self with the camera at a shitty angle so you could get more comments, but it just wasn't working. Even after you edited out your acne and moles, you still weren't being satisfied with the attention you craved.

You eventually deleted your account because you decided you want to graduate high school with some dignity.

Some annoying freshman left a comment in my blog telling me about how her high school drop-out friend was way cooler than I'll ever be. Laughing, I deleted my MySpace account. The next day, a friend asked me why I deleted the account, and low and behold, the shit-eating freshman was standing right next to her and looking at me as if she was worthy of an answer as well.

Do yourself a favor. Delete your MySpace.

myspace by Morbidia June 4, 2005

myspace 

A social network that is superficial and analogous like facebook. People just bullshitting and bragging about what they do have. People trying to see who has more friends and please post a comment on my picture or you will die in 24 hours.

Just an extremely waste of my time. I am glad I left that website. Moreover, I am wasting my time right now acknowledging myspace, but its worth it to show my perspective so other future users will not waste their time. Life is too short and precious, enjoy the outdoors instead of trying to act cool on myspace.

What social network do a lot of people use before facebook?

Oh thats myspace.

myspace by david faustino August 29, 2012

myspace answer 

when you recieve a comment or message on myspace that instead of being how the person usually talks is made to sound revolutionary.

Regular Answer: It's okay.
Myspace Answer: It's alright dude, you do whatever the fuck you want because you are your own person and no one owns you.

myspace answer by EEHS May 10, 2007

MySpace 

An error-infested shithole of a website.

Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.

MySpace by Arai August 3, 2005

myspace flu 

An epidemic and addictive disease that spreads throughout the nation. It causes the user to go on myspace continuously every 15 seconds, leaving them mindless and thus making it the only website they'll ever go to.

Hey have you seen bob?
nah, ever since he had his myspace, he never comes out of house. he always on that fucking site, i think he has the myspace flu.

myspace flu by Ben Fong July 8, 2006

Myspace Era 

Used to describe the time period in which the social networking site, Myspace, was popular, commonly the years 2004 - 2007

"Dude, that CD you have is ancient! It must be from the Myspace Era or something!"

Myspace Era by Lemurica August 19, 2013