Mature Palate

A taste too refined for the common folk. Commonly finds food "rather bland" or "quite dull." The possessor of a mature palate would rather not waste his precious time eating normal food, as his tastes require that he drop upwards of a half-benjamin for such delicacies as frog legs and wild boar. the owner of a mature palate may also enjoy other things such as online shopping at Pottery Barn, coloring, or eating cum.

I believe you are in a state of jealousy of my mature palate.

by SlootersDough May 11, 2010

Maturest

Most mature person around.

"That girl is the maturest girl I ever did lay on."

by Ballzy10 February 9, 2010

Mature Miranda

See Scary Mary.

Scary Mary, but mature. Does not wish bad things on humans anymore.

Is still very weird.

Person 1: Wow look at her!
Person 2: Yeah she has transformed into Mature Miranda!

by regina george got hit by a bus October 16, 2020

mature mario

How to explain Luigi from Super Mario Bros.

Person 1: "How would you describe Luigi?"
Person 2: "Mature Mario."

by therealpufferfish June 5, 2023

Horny Mature Mama

A very horny, mature, mother who secretly has sex with her son's friend because she thinks he is handsome and intelligent.

Caree has one Horny Mature Mama!

by King Byron February 25, 2015

Mature

Something most world leaders are not

That president was not mature enough to run America.

by SkSkSk Sk8er Grl December 15, 2019

Less Mature One, The

One who has no sense of direction and generally behaves in the same manner as wallet money draning agent, attached generally (always) to Hinder.

Anyone seen Less Mature One, The

Not since I paid for his petrol.

by Chris Hinde May 15, 2005