mutton muncher 

Guy or Gal who enjoys giving oral sex to an older female receipiant.

Joan Rivers has had a few mutton munchers in her time.

mutton muncher by granddaddydon January 31, 2008

Mutton Suit 

The heavily applied makeup and clothes designed for young woman worn by older women in a vain attempt to look a lot younger than they actually are.

“Come on Cynthia,” shouted Beryl, “Let’s get our Mutton Suits on and head off to that nice Disco in town and bag ourselves some young drunken boys!”

Mutton Suit by Rattyman1964 September 28, 2011

mutton fucker 

A worthless and contemptable individual. The suggestion is not only that said person would participate in beastialty, but necrophilia at the same time.

That stupid little mutton fucker voted for Dubya. Twice!

mutton fucker by Rat Bastid August 24, 2011

mutton chops 

females pubic hair extends laterally from her swimsuit

I saw this chick walk down to the beach with this big fur burger and two mutton chops hanging out out the side

mutton chops by dedidik December 9, 2010

mutton dressed as dog dirt 

An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree

'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt

mutton dressed as dog dirt by LoonyBob September 10, 2010

mutton button 

A large, meaty nipple.

"That dude has sone real mutton buttons."

mutton button by Professor Dinglejingler March 14, 2014

Mutton Dressed as Lamb 

When an older woman tries to dress young to be "cool". Usually involves jeans with rhinestones, Ed Hardy shirts, multi-highlighted hair, and some serious heels to finish off the look. Usually very embarrassing to her kids who are in either middle or high school. Still lives in the 80's with her music. Will still wait in line to see Bon Jovi.

"Man, Karly's mom thinks she is still hot. With her halter top and tight jeans, she definitely qualifies as 'mutton dressed as lamb'."

Mutton Dressed as Lamb by ICT-TARA January 7, 2011