Guy or Gal who enjoys giving oral sex to an older female receipiant.
Joan Rivers has had a few mutton munchers in her time.
by granddaddydon January 31, 2008
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This is the part of a female that is used for reproduction vagina. It is described like this when the female has the STD called Blue waffle. It is also used to describe when someone is punching sand with a piece of mutton.
“Look at Emily, I have heard she has a sandy mutton”. “Nathan went to the desert and brought back sandy mutton”.
by Laghmani fam February 29, 2020
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The heavily applied makeup and clothes designed for young woman worn by older women in a vain attempt to look a lot younger than they actually are.
“Come on Cynthia,” shouted Beryl, “Let’s get our Mutton Suits on and head off to that nice Disco in town and bag ourselves some young drunken boys!”
by Rattyman1964 September 28, 2011
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Tobias Mutton is a very circular man who is very experienced in all of the positions especially the "Slovakian traffic cone"position. Tobias only has 1 inch penis but quality over quantity and that is certainly true with his penis as it thrusts deep into Lucas masons ass. He's a beast above men and asserts his dominance over trannies and prostitutes.
Wow is that Tobias Mutton I would let him perform Slovakian traffic cone on my tight little asshole
by tobiaslover69 November 8, 2023
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A worthless and contemptable individual. The suggestion is not only that said person would participate in beastialty, but necrophilia at the same time.
That stupid little mutton fucker voted for Dubya. Twice!
by Rat Bastid August 22, 2011
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females pubic hair extends laterally from her swimsuit
I saw this chick walk down to the beach with this big fur burger and two mutton chops hanging out out the side
by dedidik December 8, 2010
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A name for old far left leaning Anti-British "Sheeple". Muttons are easily identifiable by their constant virtue signalling on social media, trying to stay relevant to Millennial "Woke" culture.
Someone must have an opinion of their own, the Muttons are out in force on Facebook today.
Brexit IS happening, the Muttons won't be happy.
Why do so many Muttons deny Israel's right to exist?
by Max Strykehard September 7, 2018
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