mutton muncher
mutton muncher by granddaddydon January 31, 2008
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Mutton Suit
The heavily applied makeup and clothes designed for young woman worn by older women in a vain attempt to look a lot younger than they actually are.
“Come on Cynthia,” shouted Beryl, “Let’s get our Mutton Suits on and head off to that nice Disco in town and bag ourselves some young drunken boys!”
Mutton Suit by Rattyman1964 September 28, 2011
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A worthless and contemptable individual. The suggestion is not only that said person would participate in beastialty, but necrophilia at the same time.
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mutton chops
I saw this chick walk down to the beach with this big fur burger and two mutton chops hanging out out the side
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mutton dressed as dog dirt
An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree
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Mutton Dressed as Lamb
When an older woman tries to dress young to be "cool". Usually involves jeans with rhinestones, Ed Hardy shirts, multi-highlighted hair, and some serious heels to finish off the look. Usually very embarrassing to her kids who are in either middle or high school. Still lives in the 80's with her music. Will still wait in line to see Bon Jovi.
"Man, Karly's mom thinks she is still hot. With her halter top and tight jeans, she definitely qualifies as 'mutton dressed as lamb'."
Mutton Dressed as Lamb by ICT-TARA January 7, 2011