The Furry Mitten

When partaking in le' sexy times and your cat pokes your butthole with his/her paw.

Girl: Hey honey, wanna take this upstairs?
Guy: Just make sure the cat isn't in the room this time.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Last time he have me The Furry Mitten. Most uncomfortable minute of my life..

by RentedBlackbird January 24, 2013

Muttin it

A phrase mainly used in south Floridia which means you're doing too much or trippin over nothing

Bae whar u mad for, I wasn't een talkin to dat girl. You muttin it

by Fromdacrib.4 November 20, 2019

Deine Mutter

"Deine Mutter"-jokes are often used among German teenagers. You can use them to insult someone (or his/her mother).

Otherwise you can use "Deine Mutter!" -> "deine mudda!" (pronounce it die-ne mu-dah) as a slang for "shove it" or when you want to deny sth.

And you can compare it with "your mum".

As an insult:

- "Deine Mutter steht vor KiK und schreit "Nur ich bin billiger!"."
(Your mother stands in front of KiK (that's a cheap boutique, where nobody wants to buy his/her clothes) and shouts "Only I am cheaper!" (cheaper in the meaning of slutty))

And as "shove it":

- "Bring doch den Müll runter"
(Carry off the trash)
- "Ey, deine Mudda!"
(Your mum!)

by your mum's affhole December 4, 2009

mutton repeater

loading the chamber. to have a sly 5-knuckle shuffle half an hour before having a bird round and getting to the point of custard without blowing your stack. Then when she gets it.... man does she get it, both barrels if you will!

I banged the shit out of her last night, she got a mutton repeater in the face, her dry cleaning bill is enormous

by scousegaz December 8, 2009

mutterhals

German translation meaning "mother throat" or cervix (which is Latin for neck); pen name of the most hated writer on the internet

"Damn, that dude was all up in my mutterhals. Let's hope I don't get pregnant!"

by Gnat Turner December 29, 2008

Muttonstache

a mustache that is grown to connect to your muttonchops.

the muttonstache is absolutley the coolest fucking thing on the planet.

by canadasucks400 September 28, 2009

fish mittens

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

by Jim Singh November 10, 2005