Peter Murphy

1. the the lead singer of Bauhaus, then in a solo carrer
2. the best voice that has ever graced to walk this earth
3. best concert giver EVER
4. if you dont like him, you suck

-Hey, I went to go see that Peter Murphy concert at the Masquerade
~YOU DID!!!! I would give anything to be you right now. Peter Murphy is amazing.

by Lysee June 25, 2005

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Murphy's Far Falling Unreachable Theory

The theory that when we accidentally drop an object (where ever we happen to be at the moment) it no doubt falls or rolls to the farthest, unreachable place. It is a mysterious theory that never fails to happen.

I was putting on my make up and my lipstick fell on the floor. Murphy's Far Falling Unreachable Theory kicked in because it was no where to be found. I had to hunt and excavate the room in order to finally find it behind the dresser under the rug.

by annieoakley August 7, 2010

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Murphy's Bitch

A person who is frequently a victim of Murphy's Law

Man A: I was going to go out tonight, but when i put my shirt on the sleeve ripped, i couldn't find my keys, The ATM rejected my card so i couldn't get any money out, and all my friends cancelled at the last minute...i think someone has it in for me.
Man B: Naw, You're just Murphy's Bitch.

by Killin2day June 24, 2011

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Murmas

The most beautiful man you will ever lay eyes upon. An absolute model. Anyone who happens to cross paths with him must bow down in respect. Disrespect him and you'll surely regret it.

-Paws: 10/10 Softness, 100/10 Toe Beans
-Ears: 10/10

-Sheep Tummy: 1000/10 (A little chunky)
-Tail: 12/10 Fluffy
-Looks: ♾/10 (An absolute MODEL)
-Personality: Unratable, he's like no other

-Balls- Gone. (Rip)

Again, this man is an absolute model, his hair is undeniably soft and luxurious. He's ready to strike a pose anywhere anytime, it's quite awe-inspiring. His charismatic personality and clear-cut looks will surely capture the hearts of those around him. Additionally, he has a mysterious phobia of tissues. Moths are the best snack, according to Murmas, though he occasionally enjoys a cheese bricc. This heptalingual man knocks the socks off everyone just by his mere presence.

His hobbies may include but are not limited to; Biting ass

Note: The name Murmas originates from Murma, an ancient Africian voodoo belief in which your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes. But luckily, it will return within 6-12 months. If not, its said you are to stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.

"Murmas brought me sunshine when I only saw rain, he brought me laughter when I only felt pain."

"I don't think you could meet anyone quite as angelic as Murmas"

"Damn that Murmas is a real ass biter, ugh"

"Have you seen his new modeling pics? Omg they're so hot!"

"I love Murmas!"

by ynn&pikole July 9, 2020

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